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Ohio Valley Mall Security Pwnd by Biker Chick

Hits: 6474 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Funny | Added by: MrPeabody
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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 1950 Posts
Thursday, May 23, 2013 11:47:41 AM
Looks like someone should reconsider her choice of profession.

incubus_inc
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 952 Posts
Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:57:15 AM
Lame fight is lame.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24120 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 8:40:51 PM
@cheeseb: Ooo! +1 score for referencing (correctly!) to Milgrim's Experiments!

Welcome to IAB! Have a cookie!

@ilyaD: The biker chick was completely "holding back". She had the Mall Brat by the 'short curly ones' a couple of times and didn't lay a horrific beating on her...

@carmium: Ok, you saw the semi- too? Oh good! I was starting to wonder...

@BoredFrank gets a cookie too for mentioning "Deputy Dawg"...

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11488 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 8:32:42 PM
This makes a good training video.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6290 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 8:09:26 PM
I do NOT understand this. What is so special about the Ohio Valley Mall? At about 0:55, you can see a low-loader that seems to have slid down a hill, is that what these people are photographing? And why shouldn't they? This whole thing is Kafka-esque.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 2:35:35 PM

cheese,
"What is this phenomenon of security/police officers flipping out? "

It's not just them. IT's the girls twerkin' in Burger King and chick fights at Denny's. We have 2 generations that were brought up thinking no one can "get up in their business" and tell them what to do. They're used to screaming and getting their own way. Society stopped putting a minimum-standard on public behavior so naturally no one behaves.

Didn't see that coming, did we. [/sarcasm]

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4166 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 1:41:38 PM
onoffonoffon-"Law enforcement attracts certain personality types."

Mall Security =/= Law enforcement.

YugureKage
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1211 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 1:29:36 PM
Too bad neither of them can fight =\

I thought the biker chick fought quite well. In real life, we don't look like Bruce Lee while fighting...

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 1:21:21 PM
Textbook

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3321 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 1:15:37 PM

I HAVE AUTHORITY!!
I bet she is going to make some fat bald bastard very happy between the sheets...and then very miserable the other 99.999% of the time.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3321 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 1:14:01 PM

I have a theory.
If someone is given authority, they will usually abuse it. I would estimate somewhere between 80 - 98% of people who are given authority will abuse it. (not just cops, but bosses, managers, baby sitters, parents, etc).
Wait...that's not a theory. It's actual reality, and people are bastards.

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2016 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 11:36:41 AM
Law enforcement attracts certain personality types.

ilyaD
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 85 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 10:16:08 AM
Too bad neither of them can fight =\

cheeseb
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 216 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 10:08:09 AM
What is this phenomenon of security/police officers flipping out? It seems as though they are trained to crank up the aggression, whether or not they are in the wrong, and not consider whether or not they are in the wrong. Is there a problem at the root level? I understand that stressful situations mean that humans, no matter how well trained, can sometimes lose the very control that they are trained to keep. But it seems that a lot of these videos show officers simply losing their sh*t in a situation that they either didn't understand, overstepped their boundaries, or caused all by themselves. But once someone calls them out, they turn it up to eleven. What's going on? They don't possess the ability to think critically under pressure? Are they simply "following orders?" Is this very common and suddenly visible due to widely accessible cameras? Or is it a new problem? Is this an example of the "Lucifer Effect" that Stanley Milgrim was testing?

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 9875 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 10:03:59 AM
The security guard was in the right to ask them to leave the property, if that was in fact mall property. She, however, drated herself over when she touched that other chick.

Here's how it should have played out.

Mall cop: Please leave.
Bikers: Nope
Mall cop: Okay (calls police) We have multiple trespassers.
Cops arrive and arrest everyone, screwing up their day for not leaving the property when asked by the property owner.

OR, the cops would just say "Okay. Real cop here. Leave this private property."

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4328 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 9:28:09 AM
Would have looked better in some nice sloppy mud.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 9:27:49 AM

No one respects her authoritah

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24120 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 9:25:13 AM
So they're taking pictures of a semi- in the ditch, and the "mall cop" tries to shoo them away?

Counting: It doesn't work on 4 year olds either! lolz!

Biker chick was quite polite actually, just put her into a submission hold and let her tire out. She clearly could have beaten the CRAP out of her...

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4790 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 9:08:40 AM
DromEd

"Why are people so uptight about pictures in the first place? And please don't anybody say any of these idiots could be terrorists."

I would think for a mall the rules exists to keep people from "casing the joint".

However enforcing at the edge of the parking lot is a little ridiculous.

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4166 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 9:03:34 AM
I think I know that biker chick.

I wouldn't piss her off, either.

DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1510 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 8:56:49 AM
Why are people so uptight about pictures in the first place? And please don't anybody say any of these idiots could be terrorists.

I'll quote Rodney Dangerfield...
"Hey Wang! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot!"

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 8:31:42 AM

OMG!
This is Ohio not Florida.
That means the stupid has escaped and spreading.

pumba62
Male, 40-49, Canada
 920 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 8:00:47 AM
I love how you people think this is real .....

DinVen
Male, 30-39, Europe
 338 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 7:42:50 AM
Usually when she counts to ten her fat kids gets kind of frightened.

handimanner
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
 1778 Posts
Monday, May 20, 2013 7:32:08 AM
This is what happens when you give a fat chick a badge and a hat for Christmas

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