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YO MAMA! It's Mother's Day!

Hits: 4295 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: LikeIGiveASh
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rubbiten
Male, 18-29, Europe
 145 Posts
Tuesday, May 14, 2013 5:17:48 AM
yo moma is so blond that when she fell of a building she had to stop and ask for the way down

HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2475 Posts
Monday, May 13, 2013 4:21:13 PM
Yo mama so poor when you ring her doorbell she sticks her head out the window and yells "DING DONG"

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Monday, May 13, 2013 6:26:34 AM

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Geogypsy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2426 Posts
Monday, May 13, 2013 6:04:30 AM
Yo mama's so dead that when I defiled her grave she be a bonier lay than Calista Flockhart.

Yo mama's so wicked that when she go to hell, she make Satan weep for redemption.

Yo mama's so...ugh, honestly, it's no fun to insult a dead woman I never knew.


Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 7:02:26 PM

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a haunted house she came out with a job application

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 7:00:27 PM

My mother's dead!

HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2475 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 5:49:13 PM
Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV to watch the couch

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 5:39:25 PM

Really? No one's going to join in?
I give up, you guys lack imagination.

Okay, one more

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 3:08:50 PM

Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 1:42:50 PM

Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 12:49:50 PM

Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.

Evil_Eye
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1451 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 9:36:33 AM
Wow I was scared for a minute there, until I remembered US mothers day was a different day. Phew!

Thyryst
Male, 18-29, Western US
 19 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 9:02:08 AM
That was pretty enjoyable. Nice post!

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12724 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:09:36 AM
Zzzz

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:06:51 AM

"read the thoughts of trees" haha

LikeIGiveASh
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 65 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 7:41:47 AM
Link: YO MAMA! It's Mother's Day! [Rate Link] - Just a battle celebrating mother's day.


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