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You Throw Grenades Like A Girl

Hits: 7771 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Funny | Added by: Draculya
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CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5265 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 9:08:31 AM
"I DID tell you I was in the secretary's pool, didn't I?"

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26321 Posts
Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:31:45 PM
@chalket: You're correct! You can see it falling on THIS side in the slo-mo. It bounces off the top and rolls back towards them.

So it must have been a "practice grenade" and not a full-powered one.

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Saturday, May 11, 2013 8:59:23 AM
@McGovern1981: "Oh nope it blew up on the other side!"

You were right the first time, the grenade most definitely fell on THEIR side of the sandbags. You can clearly see it at 0:17.

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3708 Posts
Saturday, May 11, 2013 8:03:53 AM
Ahhh, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!Here's another.

deputy
Male, 40-49, Europe
 362 Posts
Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:48:22 AM
scott: maybe if she was driving, that tank at tien-a-minh square wouldnot have stopped for that lonely protestor

jimbobsthebe
Male, 18-29, Europe
 642 Posts
Saturday, May 11, 2013 12:45:55 AM
What did she think would happen?

Roland
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 227 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 10:35:41 PM
If that is what is going to be invading us I'm not scared anymore.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14830 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 9:08:01 PM
Aren't you supposed to get some sort of training and practice with dummy grenades before they let you throw a live grenade?

I'm beginning to think that the largest army in the world isn't such a bit threat after all.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11743 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 3:03:45 PM
Whoooa
like Whodat said

ScottO198
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 83 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 3:00:01 PM
Maybe if the Asian woman can't throw she would be better off driving a tank.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 1:08:09 PM
That's not even girly-throwing - it's little kid throwing!

McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 12:16:48 PM
Pathetic. I played outfield when I was a kid. No excuse lady!!!

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3733 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 11:49:10 AM
1) Release the thumb clip
2) Pull the pin
3) Throw the GRENADE... not the f*cking PIN!!!

Here's how you're supposed to do it.

Related story: The first time we threw live grenades in SOI the guy next to me did something like this. He threw it like 5ft from the pit. The instructors yelled "GRENADE," threw us all to the ground & jumped on top to cover us, which is what they're trained to do. We all got a nice dirt shower and then got up to watch him get an a$$ chewing and laugh at him. The instructor who was with me pointed to the ground and told me to pick up the piece of metal next to my foot. It was shrapnel from that sh*tbird's grenade.

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 11:45:26 AM
They should make a movie where the Parachute guy and this girl have to team up to save the world from North Korea.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13542 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 11:21:44 AM
Oh nope it blew up on the other side!

FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3400 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 11:20:02 AM
Random question: Is left-handedness discouraged in China?

If that's the case, it's possible that she's actually left-handed and therefore struggles to throw with her right hand.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13542 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 11:15:38 AM
She did throw it to the other side of the wall right?


Looks like it blew up on their side to me.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5097 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 11:14:32 AM
McGovern1981

"Wow that guy who didn't get into the pit is damn lucky!!"

You think? She did throw it to the other side of the wall right? So wouldn't they be pretty well protected from shrapnel or anything? Just have to worry about the concussive wave in the immediate area?


5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26321 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 11:12:36 AM
Omg! Really? Omg...

Why did that guy just stop in the middle of nowhere? Take cover dude! One tiny piece of metal (even from a "practice grenade" can mess you up bad!

Fortunately, the vast majority of "female soldiers" (outside of China) are WAY better than this.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 11:10:24 AM
LOL. I think an "Unnnf!" sound effect needs to be added as she makes that throw.

Pandabee
Female, 40-49, Europe
 838 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 11:03:53 AM
Yep, that would be me!

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13542 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 10:51:00 AM
Wow that guy who didn't get into the pit is damn lucky!!

NNoamfer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 10:39:25 AM
Seriusly? Seriously?! That's how you're going to throw a fu'cking grenade?!

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12616 Posts
Friday, May 10, 2013 10:32:27 AM
Link: You Throw Grenades Like A Girl [Rate Link] - A female Chinese soldier attempts hand grenade training. No, there's need to have a second try.


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