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Come Drink From The Holy Fountain! [Pic]

Hits: 9031 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4956 Posts
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 8:43:26 PM
Sensational Janine?

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1626 Posts
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 1:41:13 AM
Works for me.

I make porn AND I'm an ordained minister [thanks to the Universal Life Church and $25 online]

mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1807 Posts
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 12:27:22 AM
mine does too but it only works for women.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13471 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 11:19:16 PM
Men bring glasses. Ladies can drink from the tap.

draino123
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 559 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:01:30 PM
once heard an old lady say, "when i was saved I felt the Holy Ghost inside me. I spoke in tongues; It just bubbled from my mouth." is that anything like this?

handimanner
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
 1792 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 7:29:52 PM
Coming in quarts and shorts

soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
 1484 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 5:04:11 PM
Don't they all do that- those suckers (religious idiots) will believe anything!!

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1399 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 3:49:26 PM
carmium Actually a story from a lot of reputable sources.

cityncolour
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 379 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 3:34:04 PM
@TheGuySmiley

SMH. yep. the end is near.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10120 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 3:24:34 PM
Theres a new one!
Gerry stop that now
naughty corner for you

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6374 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 3:02:37 PM
Lemme guess: a story from the National Enquirer.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 2:38:11 PM

Mine is chock full of holy milk.
Anyone wanna sample it?

TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1222 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 2:20:15 PM
Well this is kind of over the top, but it does go to prove the Bible is right. In revelation it warned false prophets and teachers would come who would deceive a lot of people. But by studying the scriptures, we can learn the truth and be able to spot them, and not fall for silly things like this. When more powerful deceivers rise up.. look out.

PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1204 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:29:15 PM
If this is true I think they should arrest the followers not the pastor.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:16:54 PM

I can't tell you the number of times I've had that same religious experience on my knees.

Very spiritual!
{and salty}

elderban99
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 182 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 12:52:24 PM
It's amazing what you can convince people to do when you use religion.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13230 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 11:47:22 AM
I need to start a mission in a land of beautiful asian girls!!

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4969 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 11:34:14 AM
fancythat

" prove it *doesn't* contain holy milk?"

You don't need proof. You just need faith.

fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1917 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 11:01:03 AM
And for the defense - prove it *doesn't* contain holy milk? We all gotta try, else you can't convict? Is that how it works?

NotAPimecone
Male, 18-29, Canada
 33 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:58:13 AM
What a bunch of suckers

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4969 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:57:05 AM
Good thing Christians aren't gullible...

DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1537 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:55:27 AM
Oh that's naughty.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:53:52 AM

from the Book of Jizz

McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:38:17 AM
....ew

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1399 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:30:58 AM
Link: Come Drink From The Holy Fountain! [Pic] [Rate Link] - And what you tasteth - It tasteth Gooooooood! Can I get an amen! Story in Credits link below.


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