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16 Quotes & Words Of Wisdom [Pic]

Hits: 17084 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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ppodgajci
Male, 18-29, Europe
 17 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 11:30:14 PM
My favourite from an unknown author:

"Everyone is happy, if they're not, it's their own fault"

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3374 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 11:26:52 PM
Don't Dream It, Be It.

--Frank N. Furter, Rocky Horror Picture Show

Hopefulbliss
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 25 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 10:32:34 PM
Some of my favorite quotes come from an old anime called Outlaw Star that I grew up with. Scoff if you will at that statement, but it is beautifully written, and impacted my sense of wonder as a child.

"A boy has the right to dream." -Outlaw Star

(Please feel free to change boy to girl, or person etc. The overall statement has little to do with gender, I think they just worded it this way because of its target audience.)

Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1021 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 10:29:40 PM
I like the " Don't confuse education with intellegence " I have met a few educated idiots in my day.

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4546 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 9:34:19 PM
Two of my favorite quotes, and, yes, I am an avid reader:
"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them." -Mark Twain
"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." -Joseph Addison

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14431 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 9:26:39 PM
"If you loan someone $100, and you never see them again, it was money well spent."

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 9:18:02 PM

@ 5CAts - Croce never sang about Kitteh.
I paraphrased.



Boldly go where no man has gone before.
- James Tiberius Kirk

Geogypsy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2412 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 8:37:54 PM
"Forget the ones that forget you." _ probably the most difficult advice to master in the list.

El_Chinche
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 511 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 8:37:17 PM
You can lie, but your boner can't.

-Archer

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25772 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 8:32:27 PM
"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam."

-Popeye

(Immortal words of wisdom! Popeye is THE man!)

WikiQuote! It's even better than Wikipedia!!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25772 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 8:29:29 PM
@Gerry1: That's Jim Croce You NERD! I was a huge fan of the "Sonny and Cher Show" and he was a regular...

DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2681 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 8:29:22 PM
"I am Error" ~ Error

El_Chinche
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 511 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 8:25:38 PM
You can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

-Tobias Funke

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25772 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 8:25:09 PM
No will but thy will
No law but the laws you make.

- 5Cats

(not kidding!)

(I thought it up myself, if ANYONE said it before? I've not been able to find it. If someone did say it? I'll be VERY happy! Because it's vaguely disturbing...)

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 8:18:14 PM

You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask of the ole Lone Ranger
and you don't mess around with Kitteh9lives.

- Me

El_Chinche
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 511 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 8:14:30 PM
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

-Patton Oswald

El_Chinche
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 511 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 8:13:12 PM
On the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks.

-Err

Shelworth
Male, 50-59, Western US
 334 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 7:49:54 PM
"Never slap a man who chews tobacco" and "never loan a bald man your comb".

WhoSaidWhat
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 198 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 7:20:15 PM
Be careful of the toes you step on today; they may be attached to the a$$ you have to kiss tomorrow.
-unknown


Bad advise is like Mexican food; what you get today, may come back to burn your a$$ tomorrow.
-unknown


If at first you don't succeed, have another beer, then try again. Repeat until successful, or you no longer give a s#!t.
-me

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 7:04:03 PM

That last one's true.
Here's a couple more.




No one remembers what you said.
No one remembers what you did.
Everyone remembers how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou


TANSTAAFL: There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
- Lazurus Long




Sex is like Chinese food: It aint over till you both get your cookies.
- Alec Baldwin




kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1445 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 6:08:34 PM
Link: 16 Quotes & Words Of Wisdom [Pic] [Rate Link] - A wise man once said, 'The best things in life are free'. I guess he wasn't a member on I-A-B.

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