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An Interesting Juxtaposition [Pic]

Hits: 10741 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: bigfatdynamo
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infantry0
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 165 Posts
Friday, May 17, 2013 7:19:38 PM
am not a Bible thumper, but I am a Christian. What is interesting here is that masturbation, especially to porn, (especially especially to internet porn), destroys marriages all the time because husbands no longer want to have sex with their normal fat ass boring wives. I say J.C. has it right. Oh, and by the way, as far as we know, the rest of the universe is not inhabited by intelligent life forms, so the scale is irrelevent.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26203 Posts
Sunday, May 05, 2013 1:59:50 PM



One each for @CodeJockey and @TheZigRat!

I vow to explore all know Catgirl Planets for the next billion years!
(I was going to do that anyhow, but now I'm saving the world at the same time!)

Those lady lacrosse players are like lady rugby players: A rough and tumble bunch!! In that good way, eh?

Ooo! Catgirls playing Lacrosse... :drool:

(NOTE: Catgirls are usually NOT into playing sports, it interferes with their nap times...)

TheZigRat
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 1670 Posts
Sunday, May 05, 2013 10:45:33 AM
"Scientist have surmised neko-mimi mode will lead to the eventual collision of all galaxies in the entire universe!

Skeptics remain unconvinced... "
As 5Cats will admit CatGirls are attractive

furryblob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 577 Posts
Sunday, May 05, 2013 10:31:56 AM
Of all the galaxies and of all the stars and of all the planets in the universe I had the shear misfortune to be stuck on this ball of crap.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5260 Posts
Sunday, May 05, 2013 9:33:32 AM
Also, Andromeda Global Whamming seems to have a strong correlation to the emergence of planets that developed cat-girls.

Scientist have surmised neko-mimi mode will lead to the eventual collision of all galaxies in the entire universe!

Skeptics remain unconvinced...

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5260 Posts
Sunday, May 05, 2013 9:25:49 AM
No, no, no! I didn't ha- Well, yes, I did, as an agent of the lacrosse team. Turns out they like older guys.

So then I explained tentacle hentai is mostly purchased by women they looked it up and now they want to make live action Power Ranger invasion movie/tentacle porn...
----

That previous post was directed at women. They know who they are...

handimanner
Male, 60-69, Western US
 1874 Posts
Sunday, May 05, 2013 7:03:48 AM
Right, next time you're horney and alone, rape something

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26203 Posts
Sunday, May 05, 2013 5:56:40 AM
@FinePoint: Not a joke (afaik) sounds like "polytheism" to me...

@CodeJockey: Ok, have you hacked my webcam?

@Gerry1: We can't be too careful! I say we start taxing everyone NOW to build a huge spaceship in 1 billion years... don't want to leave it to the last moment and the Government will spend the money wisely!

AGW = Andromeda Global WHAMMING! It must be stopped!

FinePoint
Male, 18-29, Western US
 157 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 9:58:11 PM
@DuckBoy87

that is a joke post right?

DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2709 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 9:32:24 PM
Who's to say that each individual planet/solar system/galaxy (some unit that's "small") doesn't have its own "god"?

Maybe our "god" was the smartest of the "gods" in that he was able to create something that was habitable, unlike Mars' "god".

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 9:15:05 PM
Stupid

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5260 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 6:15:21 PM
God is watching you
rub one out while looking at cat-girls, tentacle hentai and your daughter's lacrosse team...

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5056 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 5:55:12 PM
Tiredofnicks

"What's up with IAB lately? For me it's been very slow to load, and keeps constantly updating spontaneously. (And yes, I do know how to make virus scans.)"

Are you using the latest version of chrome or firefox and do you have adblock installed?


Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 5:01:25 PM

5Cats, yes Andromeda will collide with the Milky Way but not for 4 billion years.
Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.4 billion years due to Sols increased luminescence so we will be long gone, one way or another.

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5190 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 4:34:47 PM
I see no adds. Nothing from other sites either. I have no idea how to show ya how i view IAB but I would if I could Nicks. It seems to small when I try to post it and to lazy to figure it out.

Point is...Ad block.

TheZigRat
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 1670 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 4:07:11 PM
And to think... In All that, There is only One Zephod Beblebrox to humble it. Its A Miricle!

Mickets
Male, 30-39, S. America
 228 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 3:47:38 PM
The correct answer is (b): He does really care that much.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26203 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 3:41:31 PM
@Tiredonicks: I think it's the advertising on the side. It locks things up when it restarts sometimes, eh?

The suffering we have to endure!!

(at least it's muted...)

Barnk
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 480 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 3:38:14 PM
Too late!

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4929 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 3:11:47 PM
What's up with IAB lately? For me it's been very slow to load, and keeps constantly updating spontaneously. (And yes, I do know how to make virus scans.)

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4243 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 3:07:12 PM
HA! Outstanding!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26203 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 3:05:35 PM
Local Galactic Group: Andromeda is going to crash into the Milky Way! Look out! Brake! TURN!

(It's true!)

bigfatdynamo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 259 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 2:16:08 PM
Link: An Interesting Juxtaposition [Pic] [Rate Link] - You're either insignificant or Jesus really cares that much...


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