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Which Would You Choose? [Pic]

Hits: 10667 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Weird | Added by: LikeIGiveASh
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Male, 50-59, Western US
 370 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:32:38 AM
I remember many years ago when I was but a lad, my Uncle said to me "sure, you can pet the duck". Take on 1,000 tiny horses before a horse sized duck!

Female, 50-59, Europe
 6853 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 11:37:12 PM
You can tell which of you do not have ducks- they have serrated beaks for starters and are remarkably quick and agile. mine draws blood on a regular basis, and is a bugger to keep off my desk, out of various rooms etc. Also- No means nothing to a duck...

Female, 18-29, Canada
 1521 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 7:49:00 PM
Now you can all try it out:

That is the first option in this game (link)

Female, 40-49, Asia
 2482 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 7:33:12 PM
Both terrifying
Not shopping here again.

Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4563 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 6:09:43 PM
Tiny horses. A giant duck would mess you up something fierce, but horses are pretty fragile, even a hundred of them.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 515 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 2:41:16 PM
No one could handle 100 of them. The'd swarm you and peck at you like stale bread on Sunday morning.

1 of them could be manageable. Since it's a duck they don't have a lot of mobility. You could run circles around him till you crippled one of his legs, then it would be easy.

Male, 40-49, Europe
 13233 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 2:39:52 PM
Horse sized duck any day
may be big, but theres only one of em

Male, 30-39, Western US
 321 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 12:44:06 PM
1 horse sized duck. Because ducks don't have teeth. Plus, once you defeated it, you could tame it and ride it around after eating a HUGE duck egg omelet. And there's only one horse sized duck, so people would pay a pretty penny to come see it!

Male, 50-59, Canada
 28565 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 10:10:36 AM
A really big duck could quack you up!

I'll take the herd of tiny horses...

Male, 50-59, Europe
 5843 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 8:45:58 AM
Ooer! A horse-sized duck sitting on the roof could cause structural damage. Also, imagine the mess under the roosting area. I'll go for duck-size horses.

Female, 50-59, Europe
 6853 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 7:44:10 AM
I have enough trouble with a duck sized duck. 100 duck sized horses would come in handy to keep the grass down, fertilise the roses a treat, shoeing would not be too bad. I bet I know a man who could knock up harness...

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 5:43:22 AM
Am I the only one who read that wrong the first time? >.<

Male, 18-29, Europe
 1234 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 4:14:19 AM
Duck sized horses obviously....

Male, 50-59, Europe
 5843 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 2:55:31 AM
Michigan students:
Here is your opportunity for free education, food, clothing, tv, computer, etc. (see previous post).
Steal both tip-boxes, dump silly cards in the bin. Spend money on booze and hash. Run to nearest police station and confess. Stay in for duration of college years.
Easy, isn't it!

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3796 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 11:50:24 PM
If I was unarmed it's a no brainer, the duck-sized horses. All you'd have yo do was start kicking the sh*t out of them like you're trying to hit a game winning field goal.

Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15860 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 10:05:24 PM
I think you could pretty much ignore 100 duck-sized horses. A horse-sized duck, on the other hand, could really f*** up your $#!+.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 195 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:50:11 PM
The duck-sized horses. Clearly. If weapons were allowed, you could make an argument for the horse-sized duck, but fighting unarmed, you're not likely to be able to damage the big foe, whereas you could break the horses' legs or neck with a single kick. Probably not even that hard of a kick; horses are pretty fragile.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 6560 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:24:31 PM
neither of those sound like good options and since there isn't a "non of these" tip jar I would keep my dollar.

Male, 18-29, Western US
 566 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:10:22 PM
That's the type of anger we need more of around here!

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11735 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:10:11 PM
I'd take the horses, and my "tip" in the can would be a note saying that the person who created this is a twat.

Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2372 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 8:43:12 PM
How about I punch in the face the hipster twat that came up with this "clever" ploy to elicit a tip from me for the back-breaking task of simply pouring coffee into a mug...

F*ck off.

Male, 30-39, Canada
 627 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 8:24:43 PM
or you can play the game here:

Duck Punch

Male, 30-39, Europe
 4015 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 8:04:16 PM
I take the cafe menu.

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 69 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 6:46:25 PM
Link: Which Would You Choose? [Pic] [Rate Link] - It's life or death and no weapons allowed.

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