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Which Would You Choose? [Pic]

Hits: 10656 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Weird | Added by: LikeIGiveASh
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Shelworth
Male, 50-59, Western US
 329 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:32:38 AM
I remember many years ago when I was but a lad, my Uncle said to me "sure, you can pet the duck". Take on 1,000 tiny horses before a horse sized duck!

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5776 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 11:37:12 PM
You can tell which of you do not have ducks- they have serrated beaks for starters and are remarkably quick and agile. mine draws blood on a regular basis, and is a bugger to keep off my desk, out of various rooms etc. Also- No means nothing to a duck...

inaria
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1521 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 7:49:00 PM
Now you can all try it out:

That is the first option in this game (link)

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2481 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 7:33:12 PM
Both terrifying
Not shopping here again.

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4546 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 6:09:43 PM
Tiny horses. A giant duck would mess you up something fierce, but horses are pretty fragile, even a hundred of them.

HOBOMOE
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 515 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 2:41:16 PM
No one could handle 100 of them. The'd swarm you and peck at you like stale bread on Sunday morning.

1 of them could be manageable. Since it's a duck they don't have a lot of mobility. You could run circles around him till you crippled one of his legs, then it would be easy.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11171 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 2:39:52 PM
Horse sized duck any day
may be big, but theres only one of em

ledouxrt
Male, 30-39, Western US
 298 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 12:44:06 PM
1 horse sized duck. Because ducks don't have teeth. Plus, once you defeated it, you could tame it and ride it around after eating a HUGE duck egg omelet. And there's only one horse sized duck, so people would pay a pretty penny to come see it!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25647 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 10:10:36 AM
A really big duck could quack you up!

I'll take the herd of tiny horses...

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4608 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 8:45:58 AM
Ooer! A horse-sized duck sitting on the roof could cause structural damage. Also, imagine the mess under the roosting area. I'll go for duck-size horses.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5776 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 7:44:10 AM
I have enough trouble with a duck sized duck. 100 duck sized horses would come in handy to keep the grass down, fertilise the roses a treat, shoeing would not be too bad. I bet I know a man who could knock up harness...

McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 5:43:22 AM
Am I the only one who read that wrong the first time? >.<

Jowsh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1234 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 4:14:19 AM
Duck sized horses obviously....

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4608 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 2:55:31 AM
Michigan students:
Here is your opportunity for free education, food, clothing, tv, computer, etc. (see previous post).
Steal both tip-boxes, dump silly cards in the bin. Spend money on booze and hash. Run to nearest police station and confess. Stay in for duration of college years.
Easy, isn't it!

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3706 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 11:50:24 PM
If I was unarmed it's a no brainer, the duck-sized horses. All you'd have yo do was start kicking the sh*t out of them like you're trying to hit a game winning field goal.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14351 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 10:05:24 PM
I think you could pretty much ignore 100 duck-sized horses. A horse-sized duck, on the other hand, could really f*** up your $#!+.

comp_wizard
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 195 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:50:11 PM
The duck-sized horses. Clearly. If weapons were allowed, you could make an argument for the horse-sized duck, but fighting unarmed, you're not likely to be able to damage the big foe, whereas you could break the horses' legs or neck with a single kick. Probably not even that hard of a kick; horses are pretty fragile.

BlankTom
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 6560 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:24:31 PM
neither of those sound like good options and since there isn't a "non of these" tip jar I would keep my dollar.

Tupinambis
Male, 18-29, Western US
 566 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:10:22 PM
@mykunter
That's the type of anger we need more of around here!

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:10:11 PM
I'd take the horses, and my "tip" in the can would be a note saying that the person who created this is a twat.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2272 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 8:43:12 PM
How about I punch in the face the hipster twat that came up with this "clever" ploy to elicit a tip from me for the back-breaking task of simply pouring coffee into a mug...

F*ck off.

Rodin
Male, 30-39, Canada
 624 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 8:24:43 PM
or you can play the game here:

Duck Punch

piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3887 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 8:04:16 PM
I take the cafe menu.

LikeIGiveASh
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 65 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 6:46:25 PM
Link: Which Would You Choose? [Pic] [Rate Link] - It's life or death and no weapons allowed.


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