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Someone Missed The Boat [Pic]

Hits: 9980 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: 12chars
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CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5281 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:02:58 AM
-Do you sound on a regular basis to get your stream...
-Do they give you trouble at the unemployment office if you stop off for a...

avail9988
Male, 18-29, Australia
 678 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 2:17:10 AM
What idiot named them Astronomers instead of Skyentists

OhNoFrodo
Male, 30-39, Europe
 329 Posts
Saturday, May 04, 2013 2:09:08 AM
lol CodeJocky....I guess there needs to be a job description written for that.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5281 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 8:51:19 PM
-How much do "professional p***takers" make?
-Is there a union?
-Where did you apprentice?
-How long does it take to get your "p***takers" card?
-What are the distinctive ranks among "p***takers?"
-Say, how long are you going to take that p***, anyway?
-Where do you go get supplies for your...

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4552 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 6:30:03 PM
Too late! I like the name boatercycle. "Jet ski" shall be forever stricken from my vocabulary!!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26654 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 3:07:04 PM
Mmm! Cookie!

*Om Nom Nom*

OhNoFrodo
Male, 30-39, Europe
 329 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 12:44:55 PM
5cats my apologies for besmirching your good name....I might have been thinking of someone else. So please accept my apology and a chocolate cookie.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26654 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 11:21:18 AM
@OhNoFrodo: ME? What have I ever done?

And what the heck is a "professional p***takers" anyways?

My honor has been... besmirched!

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8885 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 10:31:55 AM
That would be awesome.

Naitsirhc88
Male, 18-29, Western US
 383 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 8:35:33 AM
genius!

AtheistAlien
Male, 30-39, Western US
 809 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 8:06:50 AM
That is not a jet-ski morons. That is a WAVE RUNNER!

sparki1980
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 329 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 5:45:17 AM
There is no cycle but it is a waterjet powered ski.

irunfast86
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 367 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 5:31:39 AM
thank you onoffonoffon. the idiot that posted that comment probably thought they were real funny. sadly they came off as ignorant.

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3391 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 5:20:04 AM
Because cycle means; a circular or spiral arrangement.

djwajda
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 851 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 5:02:22 AM


Smart and Successful yet begging for a job here when you can't even get the name right?


Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4884 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 2:19:05 AM
Probably an accountant, trying to save ink.

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1921 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 12:52:38 AM
What f[u]cking idiot fails to look into the historical significance of a subject prior to asking a stupid question?

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2171 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:56:28 PM
Because at first they were stand-ups that required skill. Kinda like a self propelled surfboard or water ski. When it was decided that the masses lacked the ability to ride them they dumbed them down and added lots of power. I'm not biased or anything.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2295 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:10:42 PM
debodibelka: You are averaging about 2 posts per year with no links added. You have no talent. You can't even punctuate a sentence correctly. You don't belong here. Go suck a bag of dicks.

bompa1997
Male, 60-69, Western US
 87 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 8:34:33 PM
Back to the question at hand...the original Jet Skis you stood up on like on water skis. DUH

ElectricEye
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 508 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 7:59:56 PM
@debodibelka-
What is IAM? I tried google and doesn't exist. Why are you complaining about IAM here? OH... and thanks for all your great contributions to the IAB community since your joining in 9/9/2006.

OhNoFrodo
Male, 30-39, Europe
 329 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 7:58:41 PM
ha ha Gerry you must have heard me typing....

OhNoFrodo
Male, 30-39, Europe
 329 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 7:57:43 PM
debodibelka, so you come to IAB, post a message telling them they are crap, and THEN have the audacity to ask for a job! let me know how that goes but i'm guessing not well when Jerry, 5cats and the other professional p***takers find you.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 7:53:14 PM

@debodibelka - submit quality stuff if you don't like the viewing you are currently subjected to. But it begs the question, if you hate IAB why do you keep coming back?

Smutleybutt
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 909 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 7:27:00 PM
debodibelka you sir, are an idiot.

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