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5 Most Effective Pickup Lines That Work On Girls

Hits: 20151 | Rating: (1.4) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: fancylad
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Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1453 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 7:38:36 PM
Couple minutes of across the room eye contact then a nonchalant, "hey, what's up?"

Or

You look scruptious, IT's MY birrrthday.

collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3656 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 5:09:37 PM
first off. those aren't pick up lines.

second off to last off. if you get ANY girl drunk 9 times out of 10 you are going to get laid...durh...

swiftkeys
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 481 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 7:57:49 AM
If you have to read this article. None of this will work for you.

SFVitale
Male, 40-49, Western US
 441 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 7:52:59 AM
I know my knuckles scrape on the ground, but once you've had a Neanderthal you never go back.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1804 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 8:04:53 PM
"Hey, nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

Sounds like someone's been to Temptation Resort ;)

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 3:50:20 PM
gotta love "Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3645 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 1:43:57 PM
I find that accidentally dropping this on the floor is a great pick-up line:


skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
 690 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 1:38:11 PM
Why not use "Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform?" ? It has an 100% success rate.

As long as we're sharing here is what usually works for me:

Me: Excuse me, you have something on your face.
Her: What?
Me: Those absolutely gorgeous blue/brown/green/(invert some funny sounding color) eyes. Also everything else.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 5657 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 12:24:17 PM
You could alway try "Hey, for an old person, you're not that ugly." Works on me.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3344 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 12:21:24 PM
Hey, nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3645 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 12:01:34 PM
"You remind me of my pinky toe. You're small, cute and I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

Reignblazer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1905 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 11:45:26 AM
"Can I buy you a drink?"

Says yes & drats off :p

Bad idea.

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3763 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 10:00:51 AM
"Most ladies like to be called pretty."

Ah, DUURRRR....

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 4392 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 9:39:59 AM
Say hello, make me laugh and buy me a drink. If I am attracted to you I will tell you- if not I will buy you a drink back and have a laugh. Cheesy pick up line will attract the attention of my mates. Who incidentally are usually not keen on sleaze balls. They are also huge.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21965 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 9:17:41 AM
"Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

Works for me every time! Because, you know, it's got chloroform on it...

Really? #1 and #5 are for sure the "best" ways... 2,3, and 4 are just variations of those...

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2392 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 8:56:46 AM


Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 10231 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 8:56:36 AM
#3 - not EVER

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2392 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 8:55:02 AM
"Don't pretend you don't want me."


Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3039 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 8:44:08 AM
"Hi, I've got the deed to a mansion in the Hamptons tucked into my briefs."

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 12719 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 8:43:06 AM
"wow you must be a chicken farmer!"

"huh?"

"You're really good a raising c0c|<s!!"

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 12719 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 8:41:25 AM
"I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long."

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 12719 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 8:39:59 AM
Really though did it hurt when you feel from heaven???? Wow.....

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 12719 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 8:38:58 AM

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3059 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 8:34:24 AM

Women also find it sexy when you tell them "no means yes".

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3059 Posts
Wednesday, May 01, 2013 8:31:16 AM

"GET IN THE VAN!"

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