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Cat... Wants... In... NOW! [Pic]

Hits: 8053 | Rating: (2.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: 5Cats
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dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 4:49:09 PM
Cock/Hen its all good right?


dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 4:37:54 PM
THAT IS NOT A PEACOCK
its a Peahen

maybe some of you idiots can come and "milk" my bull

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2299 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 4:32:09 PM
AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 1:38:08 PM
Tell my wife I love her.

emetro03
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 19 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 1:34:40 PM
"Never touching cat nip before a Nicki Minaj concert again!"

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3690 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 10:38:38 AM
I see Katy Purry finally found the Peacock she was looking for

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 7:49:58 AM

NNoamfer,
"Pmarren, do you care to tell me why you hate cats so much?"

I can answer that. Pmarren was abducted by gypsies when his parents welched on a gambling debt. Not wanting to raise him themselves they snuck him in with a litter of kittens at the home of Mildred Katz, the worlds craziest cat-lady. Growing up he often had to compete with the cats for food, usually losing and was brutally punished if he made too much mess in the litter box. Until one day, after Fluffy & Tiddles jumped him and stole his only toy {a rubber mouse that no longer squeaked} he fled through the cat-flap in the door vowing never to return. He has understandably hated felines ever since. Here is a home video taken when he was a child. He's the one on the right.



5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26199 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 7:27:48 AM
@MrOrange: That bird... he's out there! WAITING!

NNoamfer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 6:38:21 AM
Pmarren, do you care to tell me why you hate cats so much? Just wondering really...

pmarren
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 4412 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 6:07:41 AM
"The last known picture of Fluffy while still alive... taken only seconds before a single shot rings out from the parked and inconspicuous Cat-Killerz SUV owned by one pmarren. The bird is thought to have been a distraction, planted by pmarren himself."

By the way, whodat6484, I think you may be my long lost brother. Nice post.

Cats = Suck

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2482 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 5:12:57 AM
'You see it too, right? A phucking peacock?'

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11683 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 12:55:13 AM
WTF you say Pmarren is back
Oh S hit

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2171 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 12:03:10 AM
"I think I'm gonna lose this one!"

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2342 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 11:20:19 PM
at first glance it looks as though the kitty is crying?

anyway this is the reason 5cats never leaves the house,, Big Bird is out there...

stk5m
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 307 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 10:58:13 PM
Remember when you ate my brother? So do I...

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 9:29:14 PM
"I never thought I'd say this, but SAVE ME FROM THE BIRD!"

djwajda
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 851 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 7:19:40 PM
heeeeeeeeeeere's johnny!!!!

tattoooedlex
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 26 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 7:06:32 PM
YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE IN THERE!!!!!!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26199 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 6:07:32 PM
"I told you to order KFC, not THIS!"

@12Chars: Thank you Mr.Killjoy...

Skythe
Male, 18-29, Western US
 964 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 5:53:23 PM
"The reckoning is at hand.
I will miss puking in your shoes."

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3420 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 5:26:01 PM
i'm scared; HOLD ME!

12chars
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 261 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 5:00:39 PM
5Cats See, it's a joke... if it needs explaining...

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26199 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 4:52:59 PM
It's funny because Peacocks are mean! They beat up dogs and cats given half a chance. Our local Zoo has a team which rounds them up and drags them back whenever they escape. Which is often! They wander around freely in many Zoos because it's almost impossible to keep them penned up! And people like them.

"Mom! He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

>^..^<

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3726 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 4:13:46 PM


Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4552 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 4:13:44 PM
"It's standing right behind me, isn't it?"

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