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35 Most Asked Job Interview Questions [Pic]

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Female, 50-59, Western US
 2683 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 11:42:08 PM
Well, as an older person, many years out of the workforce, I found this post interesting. I read the questions, and came up with my own answers, and think that I might actually be able to get a job, should I need to. (And no, I don't mean as a Walmart greeter, smartasses.)

Male, 18-29, Europe
 577 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 12:51:46 PM
I couldn't get passed the bullcrap of number 3.

Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3433 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 8:02:15 AM
"I will never do cocaine again, unless I can find somebody with a lot of cocaine."

Male, 30-39, Western US
 2429 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 12:01:04 AM

I've been married for 8 years. I can still GET cheese.

Did I get the job, or what?

Male, 40-49, Asia
 13934 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 9:37:52 PM
If I ever hear such universally appropriate drivel coming back from an interviewee, I'll mark him down as evasive and/or lacking in creativity.

Likewise I would only throw in a question or two from this dull and uninspired list to draw out people with prepared answers.

So many kids get through their education by memorising dumb stock answers like these. What I want is someone who has a spark of creativity, not just another drone.

You find out a lot more about an interviewee by asking an off-beat question with no obvious answer, like "Which would you rather give up for life: Cheese or Oral Sex?"*

*Not that you could ask that question in an American interview.

At least that tells you about how they would deal with something that comes out of left field, what their logic process is like, their sense of humour, moral position and risk-reward preferences.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 429 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 6:39:12 PM
Stopped reading at 4. The answers are terrible.
If someone asks your weakness the worst thing you can do is say something that is actually a strength. It's so drating obvious they'll see right through it. The best answer is saying an actual weakness (that's not very bad) and that you're improving as well.

Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3619 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 5:32:15 PM
that's the one advantage of being hired by your boyfriend--no dumb Q & A.

Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2389 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 4:47:29 PM
If you pick a career that is actually useful to society, and in demand, then you don't have to go through this stupid sh*t. The world doesn't need any more middle management bullsh*t artists.

Male, 18-29, Canada
 916 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 4:45:35 PM
It's people who try to memorize bullsh*t like this that bomb the interviews.

Male, 60-69, Europe
 5718 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 2:41:15 PM
Interview rules from Spud.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 193 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 1:33:06 PM

i have a dream job as a tobacconist. i pour wine for hot chicks all day (and if i drank, i could have some myself at work!) and smoke my choice of the finest cigars. i try new smokes before anyone else and i am on the way to owning the shop. life. is. good.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2584 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 1:23:55 PM
I got to skip all these stupid ass questions, and we just dove into some blueprints and such.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 695 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 1:09:18 PM
they haven't asked questions like that for 20 years.
If it's a tech job (the only jobs left) they are just going to throw a spec at you and give you 10 minutes to code it.

Male, 30-39, Canada
 5753 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 12:55:45 PM
They're not all winners. #4 is stupid and stereotypical: "My weaknesses are actually strengths" What BS.

*Fixed* #4: List actual weaknesses that don't have much if anything to do with the job you're applying for.

e.g. Applying for a job in electronics:

"What is your biggest weakness?"

"Well I'm just not that good at bookkeeping. I understand the concept of debits, credits and such but I find the finer details a little confusing."

You can also say how you're "working on it" or showing some inclination to improve your weakness for bonus points as well.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 14177 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 12:34:33 PM
In thinking of candid reasponses to these I found that you could answer these all with a porn related answer.

Female, 30-39, Europe
 232 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 12:26:08 PM
I'd love to think about them... if I could read them....

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 9017 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 12:24:25 PM
I can't read it, it's all mushed in.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 1754 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 12:23:59 PM
Thanks, I'll bookmark that.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 274 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 12:18:36 PM
Oh wow. thats so useful.

Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1633 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 12:10:25 PM
Link: 35 Most Asked Job Interview Questions [Pic] [Rate Link] - Thinking about getting a new job? Then think about these questions.

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