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Keyh
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 227 Posts
Saturday, April 27, 2013 4:01:26 PM
I use 3 seashells.

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Saturday, April 27, 2013 3:27:40 PM
Nice, ScottO198 :D

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4246 Posts
Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:08:04 PM
omg, no I wouldn't. I'd probably whip out the scrubbing brush and the disinfectant...

ScottO198
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 83 Posts
Saturday, April 27, 2013 2:14:43 AM
Feces is the only thing my @sshole touches; it has a very specific function. My hand, on the other hand, could touch poop and then touch something I put in my mouth. So unless you plan on pooping, and then eating a bag of Funyuns using your @sshole, I don't think you have anything to worry about.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6401 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 11:53:19 PM
Well, ain't that whut them lil cardboard tubes in the middle o' the toidy paper is fer? Use 'em right and won't get shee-ut on anything!

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2326 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 11:46:12 PM
i'm with nickel2 and Oldollie on this one,

wake up, eat breakfast, stretch/workout. do my #2 and hit the shower. i want water and soap to clean myself! mind you, when i go hiking or camping i will admit defeat.

Xprez
Male, 30-39, Western US
 676 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 9:54:25 PM
Gerry never ceases to be funny. That cracked me up, very well put.

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2490 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 5:15:20 PM
that's why when you shower (and you shower every day, or just shy of it, right?), you're supposed to clean your as$hole and butt crack, so yeah, I'd be content with having the paper come back clean, as long as I get to wash the part soon after.

An-egg
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 851 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 4:18:30 PM
Friday, April 26, 2013 4:17:54 PM
@ferdyfred
well put.

Equally you could do what the Arabs do and use one hand for wiping and the other for everything else.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13917 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 2:45:27 PM
That's why I always poop right before I shower.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10662 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 1:59:33 PM
Wipe your arse then go play on a keyboard covered in more germs than your arse ever will be

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 1:13:31 PM

Context people, Context.
Cleaning you butt is good. Having poop on your hand is not.
Example: I don't want a guy spitting on me but I'll tongue kiss him. CONTEXT

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 12:35:21 PM
That's why butts are gross.

handimanner
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
 1817 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 12:17:34 PM
Hey, my poo don't stink.
and on a related note.....
Opinions are like a-holes, everybody got one but nobody wants to see yours.

boogarcym
Male, 40-49, Europe
 235 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 11:49:31 AM
@muhtalikuh - I don't know how to use the 3 shells

boogarcym
Male, 40-49, Europe
 235 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 11:45:38 AM
@DingDingDong - is the first button for a boob wash?

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 10063 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 11:43:14 AM
Well since you should only be pooting once a day, train yourself to poo before the morning shower, and be done with it.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24937 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 11:24:34 AM
@corydoras: Ooo! You just like to disturb the poo don't you! You.. you... poop disturber you!

It's afternoon, you're at work, you drop a load, you drive home and shower?

NO! You use a wet wipe, ffs!

People used leaves and tree bark for thousands of years, what's your point?

phirephoto
Male, 30-39, Western US
 316 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 11:18:17 AM
@McGovern1981 : I hope you mean mopping. Moping is something quite different. :)

Corydoras87
Male, 18-29, Europe
 638 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 11:09:04 AM
to all the wet wipes advocates: do you not have showers? people have used paper for centuries and it was completely and totally fine.. where does this being scared of your own bodily functions come from? wipe with paper thoroughly, wash your hands, and you're fine.. Nobody doubts that wet wipes are cleaner, but it's just not necessary.

blobman2000
Male, 30-39, Canada
 48 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 10:47:16 AM
why not just go ahead and do a full colon cleansing?

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4499 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 10:31:48 AM
Be regular was drummed into me as a child.
Wake up,
Breakfast,
Use toilet as necessary,
Shower.
Spend the day clean and feeling clean.
There is nothing better than the comfort of your own home bathroom.

DingDingDong
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1504 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 10:14:00 AM
After visiting Japan, I realized how ass-backwards we are in America.


chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 10:09:34 AM
I've always wondered why America doesn't install bidets as a standard fixture. Until I can afford one, wet wipes will have to do.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4437 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 9:40:51 AM
Swan's neck, can't beat it.

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