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Deranged Sorority Email - Michael Shannon [Pic+]

Hits: 12152 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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SnapsForMe
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 215 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 6:55:01 PM
I don't think I really understand what sororities are. I thought they were groups of college girls who got together and took a pledge and did charities by day and dressed slutty at parties by night. Other than refusing to attend the events, what did the girls do wrong? She mentions frequently they didn't talk to enough boys? Why would fraternities need to be flirting with them? I'm genuinely confused.

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 4:29:39 PM

I don't like "cnut". {misspelled 'cause of language bot} It's a naughty word. No one who ever says it sounds intelligent or witty or even cutting edge. Just stupid.

You know Gerry you're onto something, because that word doesn't even fit into the heat of coitus, no one ever said the C word and was rewarded for it,

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 4:27:44 PM
rickwhite
Male, 30-39, Canada
 118 Posts Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:08:10 AM
This chick is awesome. I totally want to bone her.


And she's cool because she wants two of her friends to bone ou RIGHT FRICKEN NOW.

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 4:26:20 PM
Haha, Greeks. They wanted me to join, I said no thanks, I could bang their girlfriends regardless.

FAKEBACON
Male, 18-29, Canada
 592 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 1:36:42 PM
also, michael shannon does crazy *quite* well.

FAKEBACON
Male, 18-29, Canada
 592 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 1:35:25 PM
JEEZ YOU COLDA PUT THE AUDIO IN BEFORE THE TL:DR DISERTATION.

diylobotomy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1828 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:15:08 AM
Man, college kids have it so rough.

rickwhite
Male, 30-39, Canada
 151 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:08:10 AM
This chick is awesome. I totally want to bone her.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5669 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:03:32 AM
Pardon- what on earth is this about? The Greek community? Is this a club or something? I do not understand?

Zeegrr60
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1931 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 10:56:28 AM
"...And they all went sobbing home to their cats."

xCANDACEx
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 283 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 10:42:57 AM
Ive got no problem with "cnut" when referring to a part of the female anatomy, but as a derogatory term for another person, I dont like it. Becca needs to be kicked in the "cnut"!

chimmeychang
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 680 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 10:05:18 AM
358, your lack of maths is exceeded only by your lack of eloquence.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11733 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 9:04:20 AM
I couldn't even get halfway through it. Someone is too full of herself. This is something I would expect to see on one of those CW shows, not in real life. One day, reality is going to sucker punch her right the face.

papajon0s1
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 579 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:31:55 AM
...and here I thought my heart condition was a big problem. I... I'm... so ashamed... damn my heart attack risks! This poor girl can't get her girls to party correctly! Can we have a bake sale for them or something?

Pandabee
Female, 40-49, Europe
 828 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:54:39 AM
Yawn! What a Drama Queen.

Do you really need to be in a sorority?
Or maybe join Sigma Nu?

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13366 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:18:52 AM

pumba62
Male, 40-49, Canada
 952 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:16:04 AM
"Well, isn't she a little ray of sunshine?"

Did anyone else hear Carol Channings voice say this ?

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4580 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 6:51:12 AM
LionHeart-72:
"Neat. I just discovered my brain will begin to filter out unimportant crap if I accidently start to read it. Can't remember a word.

Go brain."
--------

LOL! Mine did the same thing. I tried to read the whole thing. I really did. I just couldn't get through all the drivel.

Canoas
Male, 18-29, Europe
 429 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 5:53:33 AM
I honestly don't understand what the problem is.. If they know what a sorority is then they should know what it's expected of them as well. Don't misunderstand me, I think sororities and frats are retarded to begin with, but if you're going to join one then you are expected to follow their rules. That's like joining a sports team and then missing games because you don't feel like playing.

Also, she writes pretty well, better than most people here at I-A-B tbh.

jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2753 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 12:59:33 AM
if this is for real I feel soooooo secure about the worlds future. (insert sarcastic tone.)

MelCervini
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 1184 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:00:47 PM
Is that SERIOUSLY an issue?!?!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 8:22:16 PM

I don't like "cnut". {misspelled 'cause of language bot} It's a naughty word. No one who ever says it sounds intelligent or witty or even cutting edge. Just stupid.

LionHeart-72
Male, 18-29, Western US
 515 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 7:56:07 PM
Neat. I just discovered my brain will begin to filter out unimportant crap if I accidently start to read it. Can't remember a word.

Go brain.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14119 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 7:28:03 PM
A lot of drama for something so unimportant.

^This.^

HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2475 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 7:13:55 PM
I'm so glad their parents are paying $20,000 a year so they can be in such an elite group.

I bet the parents are glad too...

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