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Explanations [Pic]

Hits: 11520 | Rating: (3.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: kitteh9lives
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liabach
Male, 40-49, Western US
 873 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 7:33:02 AM
i entirely disagree with all of you. point out your misspellings when i cant argue against the logic of the points you havemade. now look at my cat!!

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4977 Posts
Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:00:42 PM
"what was that about a toy d*ck, robotic dildo?"
Doing this...
And that...

xCANDACEx
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 283 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 2:48:08 PM
what was that about a toy d*ck, robotic dildo?

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3458 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:24:46 AM

"Hellow sir from the the 50's. Yes, they are twice as loud and opinionated, but we aren't allowed to smack the women. Can we trade places?"

Magickrat
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 461 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:26:28 AM
@AvatarJohn,
There's no words in his post after "Kenya"?
In actuality, there's nothing else you want to read after the word "Kenya". You got your fill of FoxBot propaganda. Anything else might actually be fact. And we all know you don't want to hear any of that...

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10259 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 12:28:22 AM
Its all relative
time and invention, 20 years from now we will look primitive, probably less than that

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4977 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:41:51 PM
Mr 50's: "You all have pocket phones?"
Me: "Yeah. A lot of us. They outstrip the greatest computers from your era and cost less than a day's pay."
Mr. 50's: "You must call each other all the time!"
Me: "Who the hell uses a cellphone to call? I mostly use it for music, sh*tty turn-by-turn directions and, as you popped out of the tunnel, I was selling stock."
Mr. 50's: "WOW!!! REALLY?!!!"
Me: "Yeah but, before that, I was... Lookin' at cats..."
Mr. 50's: "This is INCREDIBLE!!!"
.
.
.
Me: "Here, check out this dude and GF on a train."
Mr. 50's: "Jesus!!" *stumbles*
Me: "Pff! Light-weight. Hey: Gay people get married!!"
Mr. 50's: "JESUS!!!"
Me: "We just started selling a toy you can poke you d*ck and have a robotic dildo drive into your SO on the other side of the planet!"
Mr. 50's: *runs while covering ears*

AvatarJohn
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 986 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:18:24 PM
@Magickrat, that was the whole post.

I got as far as "nauseum" before I stopped reading your post. Because that was it. That was the last word you wrote. So I stopped. Dur...

How about, we're still getting bombed by Islamist Muslim terrorists but our cowardly, dickless President is too scared to say so... Because he's a pussy.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13606 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 8:54:30 PM
We're running $trillion+ deficits, hiring convicted terrorists to teach at our universities, and burning our food supply.

Magickrat
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 461 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 8:40:43 PM
@Mad_Gremlyn

I got as far as "Kenyan" before I realized you were just an irrelevant low-watt, lip-synching Hannity & Beck lyrics ad nauseum...

WesleyV78
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 100 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 8:34:09 PM
Nice. Also, we do not beat women with our hands. We just make them feel fat.

Mad_Gremlyn
Male, 18-29, Western US
 421 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 8:25:11 PM
@Magickrat LOL, you fail. "FoxBot" Yeah, that's me. Idiot.

Magickrat
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 461 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 5:11:31 PM
"I've never been able to resist throwing rocks at a hornets nest XD"

And I've never been able to resist the temptation to point out an ignorant FoxBot schmuck...

Mad_Gremlyn
Male, 18-29, Western US
 421 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:33:05 PM
LOL Flawless Victory. Also, a black male communist from Kenya is president (I've never been able to resist throwing rocks at a hornets nest XD)!

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1402 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:11:14 PM
Link: Explanations [Pic] [Rate Link] - Now try explaining Jersey Shore.


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