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Rotund Girlfriend Pleasures Boyfriend On Subway

Hits: 11413 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Travel | Added by: fancylad
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Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 9:47:07 PM
"It was the best of times--*schlorp*--it was the worst of times--*schlorp*...."

No, no. Clearly that won't do. Let's rewrite that intro.

It was the best of sexy-times, it was the worst of sexy-times, it was the age of of furtive hummers on the subway, it was the epoch of iPhone porn, it was the season before responsibility. I had my light jacket atop my lap, I had my girlfriend under it. She was sending me to Heaven, she was sending me to Hell. In short, this commute of mine had become so like a porno video that I was concerned the train's authorities would discover me by my O-face and and throw me off at the next station.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12337 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 9:38:23 PM
"I was going to suggest she was napping, but then he started making his O-face"

That's what I thought too

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14438 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 8:49:32 PM
Looking back on the worst blowjob I ever had, I STILL could not have read a book while I was getting it.

ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2304 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 8:40:53 PM
yea, like we dont know what youre doing

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4598 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 8:09:53 PM
Well that's classy.

grryan
Male, 30-39, Western US
 54 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 8:02:14 PM
Fat girls have such low self-esteem.

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2491 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 7:40:59 PM
was it really necessary to bring up that she was "rotund"?

fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1952 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 7:34:37 PM
The only thing safe are the supermarkets, so long as her lips are wrapped around his man-toothpick.

LadyMorgue
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 1502 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 7:18:54 PM
His dick must be pretty damn small if she doesn't need to move her head much.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 6:50:07 PM

HokieHiTech
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 67 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 6:46:20 PM
Not much up and down movement.....level.....asain.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3684 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 6:28:20 PM

"you bring great honor to my penis. Bunglaow!"

Misfit-Mutt
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 349 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 6:24:07 PM
Nice.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 6:23:58 PM
I was going to suggest she was napping, but then he started making his O-face

handimanner
Male, 60-69, Western US
 1853 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 6:17:11 PM
Studying on the tram. Go to the head of the class.

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1706 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 6:07:18 PM
That seems like the opposite of fun. nervous as poo and probably ends quite frustratingly.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 5:52:40 PM
Link: Rotund Girlfriend Pleasures Boyfriend On Subway [Rate Link] - Subway, tube, whatever they call it in China. The old 'reading a book with your jacket over your lap' trick. Safe

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