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Rotund Girlfriend Pleasures Boyfriend On Subway

Hits: 11393 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Travel | Added by: fancylad
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liabach
Male, 40-49, Western US
 648 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 10:35:47 AM
i think its the reading he found pleasurable

xCANDACEx
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 268 Posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 12:31:54 PM
I wasn't expecting it to be so crowded!

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1804 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 6:34:28 PM
Maybe she's just licking it? idk. All I can think is it must be really stinky being trapped under that coat next to a guy's sweaty junk. I can barely stand it when it's out in the open...

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4464 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 5:14:20 PM
Have I commented on this yet? No? I meant to yesterday. I'm throwing in with the "his wang must be tiny" crowd, because any and all blowjobs I have *ever* given have required more up and down than this.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 5982 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 5:08:40 PM
By far, the best part of this post is getting to eavesdrop on the female IABers while they discuss the mechanics of fellatio chez subway.

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1578 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 5:00:25 PM
Has it occurred to any of you ladies that her head moving would throw off the "disguise"? The setup is already pretty lousy but the jacket going up and down is very inconsistent with, umm, presumably napping. Perhaps if instead of decoy reading, he was listening to his iPod and pretending to be really into the music, he could have gyrated his hips for some more action.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1804 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 1:00:16 PM
"I also note, only one other person has made this comment and she is also female. "

LOL- I thought that, too, while I was watching. Her head's not moving at all so it must be tiny!

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4119 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:31:53 PM
I also note, only one other person has made this comment and she is also female. Do you guys not notice heads going up and down? or are you too busy making faces...maybe it's just that we understand the logistics of giving blowjobs....

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4119 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:28:41 PM
all that stuff about asian guys dicks being tiny must be true, cause her head is not going up and down at all!

rickwhite
Male, 30-39, Canada
 151 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:02:12 AM
I remember when I'd skip 4th period because one of the hot girls in H.S. wore a tank top and I wanted to check her out.

Sigh.

chicagojay
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1497 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:40:08 AM
@Draculyais jealous. He knows what is really smaller where he is.... (yes he has one).

chicagojay
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1497 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:38:32 AM
Good girl.

Scott_2150
Male, 18-29, Europe
 788 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 6:17:00 AM
That book looks pretty dramatic.

Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 975 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 5:07:23 AM
Ok, he must be reading "How to get a Blow Job on the subway for dummies"

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 10226 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 5:04:45 AM
LOL, Taiwanese kids. Congrats to him finding an adventurous and loving gal. She's only a little on the plump side for a Taiwanese girl and positively slim for an American. Either way, she's a keeper.

CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 4289 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:10:09 AM
Any two people that can find pleasure in each other...

I'd block for them...

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1450 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 3:09:53 AM
Why thank you, Squrlz :)

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 5982 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 2:38:06 AM
@Atrayu:

1. Why is the background of this site black?
Because black is slimming and a number of us could afford to lose a few pounds.

2. Why does Fancylad force a picture of himself on us in the form of his avatar?
Because he is a scurrilous wag.

3. Why do I like apple juice?
Because apple juice is yummy. Everyone knows that.

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1450 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 2:15:47 AM
jendrian, why is the background of this site black? Why does fancylad force a picture of himself on us in the form of his avatar? Why do I like apple juice? Was it necessary for these things to be? Was it necessary for me to mention them? Probably not. Does it matter, in the end? Nope. It's like how gay people are getting used to the word "gay", and now they say that they themselves are gay. It just isn't offensive anymore. It's just a word.

spanz
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 274 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 1:20:05 AM
that must be one HELLUVA interesting book!!!

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 3931 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:50:41 AM
I wondered why the subway always smelled a bit 'fishy'.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8228 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:10:13 AM

"was it really necessary to bring up that she was "rotund"?

Fancy was being polite
looks like a bloody hippo

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8228 Posts
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:09:09 AM
Well thats WELL hidden
close your legs thee dirty girl and stop slurping on your boys popsicle

jimbobsthebe
Male, 18-29, Europe
 642 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 11:44:15 PM
"Subway, tube, whatever they call it in China"

They call it di tie (dee t-air).

That one's for free fancy.

stk5m
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 295 Posts
Monday, April 22, 2013 11:29:21 PM
That poor dude.

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