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Do You Have Time To Masturbate? [Pic]

Hits: 10781 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: 12chars
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lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Thursday, April 11, 2013 9:38:42 AM
I think it's interesting that you think it's a girl when it "takes a while". It only takes a while (usually never) to finish when I'm actually with a guy.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Thursday, April 11, 2013 2:11:22 AM
Damn, I just realized that the phrase is a unpunny pun. Oh well. I did need a reason for today's flogging session.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Thursday, April 11, 2013 2:10:27 AM
My favorite nearly euphemistic phrase is, "Rub a dub tug."

furryblob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 577 Posts
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 3:53:40 PM
I hate it when people call it "fap". Young people these days have no imagination.

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4951 Posts
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 4:13:33 AM
Why do you yanks always include a bottle of soap or lotion or whatever that is when referencing to masturbation?

Edit: Oh, I get it I think, no foreskins?

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12108 Posts
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 2:06:17 AM
Oh crap I take that back your only 21 or so
same age as my niece
Im shamed and will get my coat and go now

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12108 Posts
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 2:01:49 AM
panth753
That was easy, I don't have a life. So time to fap away.
------------
I would fap with you if you lived closer

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3463 Posts
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 7:04:32 PM
@gerry.
you forgot one truth:
amazon has great prices on sex toys.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 5:48:12 PM

There are some basic truths in life;
There is always room for Jello
There are no calories in birthday cake
and there is always time to masturbate


piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3899 Posts
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 4:59:12 PM
Oh and usually girls don't fart too.

piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3899 Posts
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 4:58:29 PM
Lillim we all know that girls masturbate too,but the 99% of girls will never admit it.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8886 Posts
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 4:49:24 PM
That was easy, I don't have a life. So time to fap away.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 4:40:47 PM
So that's why most guys are always late.

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 4:17:38 PM
this shows the end for the Girls

Lillim
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 271 Posts
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 3:37:11 PM
So what, if you're a girl you aren't supposed to masturbate? Cause I can tell you right now that's not the case...

12chars
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 264 Posts
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 3:02:11 PM
Link: Do You Have Time To Masturbate? [Pic] [Rate Link] - You make time for the important things in life. Wink, wink.


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