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5 Reasons Not to Worry About a N. Korean Attack

Hits: 11930 | Rating: (2.0) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: fancylad
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antagonizer
Male, 18-29, Canada
 506 Posts
Monday, April 08, 2013 2:41:02 PM
As I've said all along, sucks to be you if you are wrong. Don't stress over it, but don't dismiss it. Either course would be idiotic.

Canoas
Male, 18-29, Europe
 429 Posts
Saturday, April 06, 2013 6:19:47 PM
2 through 5 are pretty pooty reasons. 5 does definitely the opposite as well, if he has a massive collection then nothing will make it more valuable than if nike disappears.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3664 Posts
Saturday, April 06, 2013 11:41:50 AM
@Draculya - They're nowhere near being able hit me in NYC with a nuke so f*ck you!

Oh yeah, if you really live in Asia like it says on you profile, you're the one who should be worried because you're well within their range.



chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Saturday, April 06, 2013 9:10:17 AM
@randomxnp
Don't forget they have a couple hundred updated MiG-21's, 50+ MiG-23's, and about 40 MiG-29B's.

I'm not saying that should scare us, but let's not diminish the very real danger NK can pose to their closer neighbors.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4514 Posts
Saturday, April 06, 2013 12:39:28 AM
His father claimed not to defecate.
I suspect that he is following in his father's footsteps.
From this, I surmise that he is full of $hit.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12180 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 9:26:19 PM
What's the worst that could happen? NYC gets nuked? I say we go for it.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3664 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 9:10:30 PM
@djwajda - Yeah, if it's not an armor piercing round it will bounce off an M1 Abrams like a giant BB, maybe leaving a nice dent!

In the first Gulf War, the Battle of 73 Easting, which is considered the "last great tank battle" of modern warfare, most of Iraq's T-72's were wiped out in approx 90 minutes.

djwajda
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 849 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 6:25:46 PM
That doesn't even cover the ground vehicles. T-62 tanks...hmmmmm, I recall T-62 rounds bouncing off the M-1 during the 1st Gulf War.

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 5:16:58 PM
Well there's this:


Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1013 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 4:15:05 PM
Why not just send in an army of barbers?? That should do the trick right??

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3664 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 3:08:59 PM
@randomxnp - Good point, I forgot about that. The majority of their Air Force, as well as their Army equipment, is comprised Cold War relics.

randomxnp
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1235 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 1:59:07 PM
Some more reasons:

Their air force still includes 100 Shenyang J-5, another 100 J-6, 80 Harbin H-5 and Il-28, 300 AN-2 and 140 Mil Mi-2. If you don't know why this should comfort us, indeed have us laughing, look some of these up on Wikipedia.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10715 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 1:42:36 PM

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10715 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 1:14:05 PM
Just carrying on from his fruitloop dad
his dad apparently was born under a double rainbow
scored 11 holes in one on his first game of golf
and proclaimed never to have popped a turd out
so its in the genes really I guess

djwajda
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 849 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 12:26:33 PM
I think rob does a good job of feeding himself.

Anyways moving along, Lil Kim and his merry little band know full well what's gonna happen if they do something more than run their mouth. And China is pretty much washing their hands of the whole situation in favor of security in the region along with the US from the sound of things.

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 12:24:29 PM
Well that was an entirely useless article...

Good to know we're safe thanks to Dennis Rodman, Nike, and Kim's fear of barbers!

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8855 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 12:12:59 PM
This kid certainly talks a lot. Now if Kim Jong Un could only feed his people.

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5188 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 11:08:31 AM
So who will feed robthetroll? Any takers?

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3664 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 11:03:03 AM
@FoolsPrussia - Exactly! He's trying to look like a bada$$ so his people respect... err... I mean fear him more.

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2229 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 10:04:14 AM
you know, if i were an american, id be slightly more concerned about another nation threatening to nuke my homeland, even if theyre empty threats. but what ever, you proud arrogant bastards do what you do best, just remember that operation enduring freedom didnt bring back all those who died in the world trade center attack.

FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3398 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 9:54:15 AM
I don't think anyone is really that concerned. He's just trying to assert himself upon his people as a new leader, so he's manufacturing a crisis.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Friday, April 05, 2013 9:40:37 AM
Link: 5 Reasons Not to Worry About a N. Korean Attack [Rate Link] - Kim Jong Un and his North Korean nuclear missles, amirite, I-A-B? He might be able to deliver destruction, he might not.


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