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How To Avoid Being Detected By A U.S. Drone [Pic+]

Hits: 13202 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: fancylad
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ak4775
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 369 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 1:01:56 PM
"in the southern US everything is called a terget"

Sorry but this made me laugh.

While I'll admit that the southeastern US is still full of bigoted, slow minded people, and that southern hospitality is a myth, not all of us fall into that category.

ak4775
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 369 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 9:59:25 AM
We won't be hassled by these drones in the US. It'll be a quadcopter type model which negates this guys anti-detection techniques. Run from those.

youtube.com/watch?v=pp89tTDxXuI

MelCervini
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 1333 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 10:03:08 PM
Shoot it down with your AR-15... hey wait a minute!

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12564 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 8:10:18 PM
April Fool's haha.

On a more serious note, I doubt armed drones will be used for strikes on home soil. It would turn the tide of opinion if there was collateral damage. It's harder to reclassify US kids and people with facebook accounts as 'insurgents' when they are executed for standing close to someone who might have been an enemy combatant, as the US does in Pakistan.

However, what drones will do, is enable the US govt to keep high resolution imaging and eavesdropping 24/365 on station directly above US cities. And at lower altitudes compared to satellites. Low altitudes are key, as they permit high bandwidth transmission.

soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
 1535 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 6:07:40 PM
in the southern US everything is called a terget

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3421 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 3:51:03 PM
down here in lower arkansas/upper louisiana, those things are called 'targets'.

Geogypsy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2415 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 2:04:35 PM
My god Gerry, you're ahead of the times. That is sooo Spring on the catwalks of Milan 2015! Overpriced DIY designer look-a-likes will be boasting the diadem of Mata Hari you've shown below in the women's line and the stunning foil Helmet of Hermes in the men's line. Peabody's stealth suit will be all the rage and costumes comprised entirely of retro-reflective tape will take the world (and the people of Walmart) by storm...my eyes are bleeding already.

soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
 1535 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 1:56:49 PM
what the f are you doing that you need to hide what it is you are doing. Smarten up losers

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 1:36:07 PM
BTW the pic below is just an artist conception. I would have posted a picture of the real suit, but it can't be seen with a camera.

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 1:30:08 PM
It's better to just have a sensor deflecting full body Stealth suit.



McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13519 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 1:19:28 PM
Just cover yourself in mud and become one with the jungle like in Predator!!!

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5260 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 1:19:04 PM
NO-NO, GERRY!!! My new drone program is going for the scree-

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3727 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 1:16:59 PM
The funniest thing about this is that I guarantee you there are a few IABers (who shall remain nameless) that are out there right now running down the sidewalk in a zig-zag/serpentine pattern on there way to get a HAM radio, sunblock & plastic wrap!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 12:54:38 PM

I heard if you wear a foil hat the drone can't track you. But don't get lazy, you might as well be fashionable about it so you don't stand out as an odd ball.


wowthissucks
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 380 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 12:40:52 PM
Ah April 1st. The days that keeps on giving.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5260 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 12:22:13 PM
*Reads article, programs tracker to look for pale-skinned VHF emitters with shiny roofs walking like zoidberg...*

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 12:20:29 PM
Sounds like:
In case of a nuclear attack, duck under your desk and cover the back of your head with your hands.

Geogypsy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2415 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 12:17:38 PM
Finally the shiny aluminum foil hat can gain a following in the world of practical fashion. Paranoid parrot must be preening with pleasure.

danagamer
Male, 30-39, Western US
 695 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 12:12:26 PM
people make it sound as if every citizen as a drone hovering above them. I tend to think of a drone like a FBI surveillance van parked near someone engaging in felonious behavior. I don't hear every one freaking about surveillance vans.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 12:06:37 PM

So as long as you walk like a crab, carry a radio broadcast antenna and wear an air conditioner on your head you are safe from drones.

simple enough

tedgp
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3283 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 11:51:01 AM
Before you put a clicky up. Please make sure that the clicky actually works.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 11:39:32 AM
Link: How To Avoid Being Detected By A U.S. Drone [Pic+] [Rate Link] - Yep, like it or not, unmanned, policing drones are now a part of American day-to-day life... but they can be avoided.


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