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The Willy Wonka Conspiracy Theory [Pic]

Hits: 13421 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Weird | Added by: peppyprep
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xbx214
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 863 Posts
Monday, April 01, 2013 10:39:53 PM
I always did wonder why they would get into situations that seems incredibly bleak for a childishly made factory. I do believe that Wonka somehow uses children. He will eventually tell charlie about it and then he will have no choice to run it.

Ninja-Nerd
Male, 18-29, Australia
 139 Posts
Sunday, March 31, 2013 2:05:00 AM
*chute

Your argument is now void.

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2288 Posts
Saturday, March 30, 2013 6:22:35 PM
no one should make an accurate version roald dahls books. that dude is crazy. the kid stayed a f*cking mouse at the end of witches. a film studio cant put out a kids movie like that. all the kids would be crying at the end. disney learned from its mistakes, they even (spoiler) brought the dog back to life at the end of frankenweenie. how you going to explain to your kid that you cant bring his dog back but the kid in the f*cking movie can. the answer its a f*cking movie doesnt register with little kids. yeah gene wilder kicks ass.

DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2685 Posts
Saturday, March 30, 2013 4:25:07 PM
Ha! @Gerry
My mother always watched Keeping Up Appearances and Are You Being Served?.

TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1222 Posts
Saturday, March 30, 2013 12:31:47 PM


Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Saturday, March 30, 2013 6:49:44 AM

Charlie Bucket - It's pronounced Bouquet!


davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12078 Posts
Saturday, March 30, 2013 6:20:09 AM
I grew up in Roald Dahl's area; Great Missenden (where Danny the champion of the world is mainly set) is about 7 miles from my house.

Goddammit, really? That's my personal favourite one of his books! If I'm ever in the area I'll be sure to look it up.

And agree with Crakrjak, the original with Gene Wilder was a brilliant piece of casting. That wankstain of a travesty of a Tim Burton/Johnny Depp movie missed the point entirely.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17239 Posts
Saturday, March 30, 2013 5:58:39 AM
blackcatseye: Problem is there have been 2 movies and neither are 100% accurate to the book.

Personally I prefer the first movie because of the wonderful acting of Gene Wilder.

blackcatseye
Female, 30-39, Europe
 656 Posts
Saturday, March 30, 2013 4:15:04 AM
Um I'm pretty sure that all the kids come back at the end, just like in the book. If you actually WATCH THE FKIN FILM maybe you won't look like such a complete wingnut, eh?

Fwoggie2
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1754 Posts
Saturday, March 30, 2013 1:36:34 AM
I forgot - there's a 2-4-1 deal for it with chiltern railways - see their website in advance davymid.

Fwoggie2
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1754 Posts
Saturday, March 30, 2013 1:34:10 AM
I grew up in Roald Dahl's area; Great Missenden (where Danny the champion of the world is mainly set) is about 7 miles from my house. If anyone's ever in London and fancies a day trip it's in Great Missenden. See http://www.roalddahlmuseum.org (There's also a gallery in nearby Aylesbury). It's primarily aimed at kids from 6-12, so davymid if you're ever in the area it might be just the ticket for your daughter.

the_phantom
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 509 Posts
Saturday, March 30, 2013 12:14:18 AM
look at the wiki for the book, theres a chapter that got removed where a 6th child and parent were invited specifically to be killed and baked into the candy. s.hits crazy. i feel like roal dahl secretly hated children except for his own.

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2146 Posts
Friday, March 29, 2013 11:35:14 PM
They should remake the movie and instead of Mike TV it could be Mike Texting.

eduardoleon
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 501 Posts
Friday, March 29, 2013 11:20:56 PM
yep

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4546 Posts
Friday, March 29, 2013 9:53:45 PM
davymid, that was the great thing about Dahl. He taught you there were consequences to your actions.

Krowley
Male, 30-39, Western US
 692 Posts
Friday, March 29, 2013 9:11:08 PM
... sigh.

book snobs.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Friday, March 29, 2013 8:23:24 PM
It's a trap! I was scared because of that freaky tunnel with the earthworms.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12078 Posts
Friday, March 29, 2013 7:29:36 PM
The kids didn't die and he tells Charlie that are alive and wiser for the experience they'd been through.

It's true, they didn't die. But in the original book by that great author Roald Dahl (which I just finished reading to my 6-year old daughter recently, she loved it), you learn what really happened to the kids after they left the factory.

Veruca Salt and her parents left covered in rubbish (no big deal). Augustus Gloop ended up pressed so skinny so you almost see through him. Mike TV ended up stretched so much he was 10 foot tall and like a string of spaghetti. And Violet Beauregarde ended up being deflated from being a blueberry, but she still stayed permanently purple .

That's what I love about Roald Dahl's books. Unpleasant things happen to unpleasant people. And they stay unpleasant, even though they're children's books. My favourite children's author of all time.

sweetrebelnc
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 846 Posts
Friday, March 29, 2013 7:20:46 PM
....if you read the book, you would have known that they DID NOT die, AND that was the plan all along.

darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Friday, March 29, 2013 7:19:54 PM
well, seeing as A) they didn't die, and B) that was the first time ANYONE was allowed into the factory, I would have to say the chance that he is making candy out of kids would be .0000001%

Snufkin
Male, 18-29, Western US
 125 Posts
Friday, March 29, 2013 7:13:08 PM
Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka, what'll happen to the other kids? Augustus, Veruca?

Willy Wonka: My dear boy, I promise you they'll be quite all right. When they leave here, they'll be completely restored to their normal, terrible old selves. But maybe they'll be a little bit wiser for the wear. Anyway, don't worry about them.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, March 29, 2013 7:08:40 PM

If it's true, I'm okay with it.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17239 Posts
Friday, March 29, 2013 7:07:54 PM
The kids didn't die and he tells Charlie that are alive and wiser for the experience they'd been through.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12078 Posts
Friday, March 29, 2013 6:55:14 PM

uatme
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1024 Posts
Friday, March 29, 2013 6:49:24 PM
He definitely planned for the kids to disappear but did they die?

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