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Double Standards Much? [Pic]

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Xprez
Male, 30-39, Western US
 676 Posts
Thursday, March 28, 2013 10:12:26 PM
I think some of you missed the sarcasm and double-meaning in that....

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Thursday, March 28, 2013 9:47:41 PM
He's just begging to be contacted by some Nigerian guy pretending to be some hot chick who will only date him if he gives "her" money.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3609 Posts
Thursday, March 28, 2013 11:11:17 AM
Nicely done, sir! I'm surprised that some of you didn't actually get the joke! Basically, all he did was take what every woman demands from a man, regardless of her age, weight, number of teeth, etc. Sorry to break the news to you ladies, but if you look like you're related to Jabba the Hutt, it might be a little easier for you to find love if you lower your standards a bit.

infantry0
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 165 Posts
Thursday, March 28, 2013 9:56:22 AM
I think this is a mockery of the stupid fat ass women on craigslist with no job-e-job or vehicle that seem to think their worthy of a man of much higher caliber.

thubanstar
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 804 Posts
Thursday, March 28, 2013 9:24:00 AM
I can't even count the times I have met guys like this. That matches ladies who are large with 3 kids from different dads wanting to date the guy from "Twilight"... Gotta be realistic about your romantic prospects to get someone who may actually serve you a lot better!

Izroth
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 127 Posts
Thursday, March 28, 2013 9:00:36 AM
Too bad I match the majority of his criteria...but the fact he lives in his mom's basement eliminates him from ever contributing to the gene pool...thank god!!!

In this case its useless to even ask, I bet he didn't get anything but harassment from other freaks looking for chicks on craigs list

NNoamfer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Thursday, March 28, 2013 4:56:56 AM
If I didn't read the second sentence I would have thought this was just another average lady looking for a guy...

RobSwindol
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2426 Posts
Thursday, March 28, 2013 3:46:36 AM
Yeah, this is just a satirical reverse-analog of the posts that women create.

Reignblazer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2172 Posts
Thursday, March 28, 2013 2:20:43 AM
"Not a "double standard" at all!

Impossible? Idiotic? Ironic? Those things it might be. But it's not a double standard..."

I think the intention was that he had swapped women's demands on what they look for in 'marriage material' around.

METALLICAROX
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 324 Posts
Thursday, March 28, 2013 1:05:49 AM
I would say me, but my mailing address is in the Midwest, but I am always in the Western 11 states running my 18 wheels wherever the money is. Plus, this guy said something about a basement, I don't have one of those on the truck.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13372 Posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 11:35:48 PM
Hey, you don't get if you don't ask!

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2083 Posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 11:28:31 PM
Really it's not different than some of the ladies ads.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24384 Posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 8:29:33 PM
Not a "double standard" at all!

Impossible? Idiotic? Ironic? Those things it might be. But it's not a double standard...

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4744 Posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:27:20 PM
But- hey! I set that message to private! :(

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3317 Posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:02:39 PM
~MISSION IMPOSSIBLE~

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6374 Posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 6:52:30 PM
Ooh! Sounds like a catch. Quick, somebody throw a net over him.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 6:45:15 PM
not a serious post, so..

cfwestdotie
Male, 18-29, Europe
 125 Posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 6:20:13 PM
limited himself, but ya never know!

Elevill
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 43 Posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 6:19:08 PM
No. Just absurdly high.

B-diddy
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 185 Posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 6:07:24 PM
Link: Double Standards Much? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Okay which I-A-Ber in Reno is looking for a girlfriend?


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