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Guy Denies Girlfriend His Ice Cream

Hits: 12560 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: peakingo
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peakingo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 687 Posts
Thursday, March 21, 2013 12:00:12 PM
don't mess with another mans fries

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 11783 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:46:23 PM
Typical everyday conversation with my dear wife:

Davy: "Think I'll pull in to Burgerking here. Famished. You want some fries or something?"
WifeofDavy: "No,I'm not that hungry, I'll just have some of yours."
Davy: "No, you drating won't. I'll gladly buy you your own burger, fries, whatever you want. We've been here before".
WifeofDavy: "No, seriously, I'm not even hungry. Let's just share some".

Cue a non-existant (yet fully digested) burger, an empty cup of fries, and a pissed-off husband.

Like I said. I got money. I'm buying. Get your fingers off my f*cking food.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11744 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:39:19 PM
In that last take, she told him, "I hope you like ice cream better than pussy."

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1453 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 1:27:38 PM
Why does she have a little spoon if they weren't sharing. Ooo maybe she got a small of something and it was diet and nasty and she wanted to "try" some of his.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33697 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 11:20:06 AM

She needs to get a clue.
He's obviously not that into her.

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 10:45:50 AM
In my experience it most likely went something like this:

Guy: "I didn't get a chance to eat before the game. Even though the line is long, I'm going to get ice-cream do you want some?"
Girl: "No, I'm not hungry, I ate earlier."
Guy: "Are you sure?"
Girl: "Yes, I couldn't possibly eat anything else."
Guy: "Okay, I'll be back."

20 minutes later...

Girl: "I'm hungry let me have half of your ice-cream"
Guy: "fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22054 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 10:20:28 AM
Bonus Eddie Murphy song & quote at the end!

That was VERY funny! Thx @peakingo!

FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3165 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 10:11:22 AM
"Hey buddy, they've got a new invention. It's called a napkin."


Pooptart19
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2241 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:25:59 AM


blonc
Male, 30-39, Europe
 127 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:11:06 AM
Gooni goo goo^^ I guess that kind of dates that middle guy's pop culture references nicely:)

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2390 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:08:29 AM
Oh that's deal breaker.

lt633c
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 141 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 8:53:43 AM
I would give THAT woman anything she wants.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33697 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 8:52:37 AM

He's so nonchalant.
Obviously so used to her nagging it's just rolling off his back.

edana42
Female, 50-59, Eastern US
 2505 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 8:50:56 AM
mint chocolate chip...he can keep it

daninicki
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 185 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 8:34:43 AM
That guy didn't even know that girl!!

wolladude
Male, 30-39, Europe
 335 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 8:28:34 AM
Should have bought her own!

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3040 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 8:25:52 AM
get your own dam Ice Cream

peakingo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 687 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:49:58 AM
Link: Guy Denies Girlfriend His Ice Cream [Rate Link] - Sports commentator Chris Webber gives us a play by play breakdown.


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