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What A Girls Makeup Means

Hits: 6910 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: Gerry1of1
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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2324 Posts
Friday, March 22, 2013 12:10:46 PM
I can't believe I just watched that. IQ lowered by fifty points.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Thursday, March 21, 2013 10:25:27 PM
I only curse to get revenge on people or add emotional emphasis or if it makes it phunny.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11655 Posts
Thursday, March 21, 2013 3:12:39 AM
If your hot you dont need slap

markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3784 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 11:07:53 PM
"ooh! we're allowed to say dick? just not rooster. interesting."

Less swearing means more variety of ads that can be shown. Less swearing means more ad money.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 6:24:51 PM

Okay.... @ paperduck, you're old fashioned.

But that's a good thing. Foul mouthed women is the biggest turn off. Foul mouthed men indicates their ignorance, but it is worse on a woman.

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1707 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 5:16:36 PM
Call me old fashioned but, there are very few things that are more obnoxious than a girl with a foul mouth (and none come to mind at the moment). Guys are annoying too but it's worse with girls for some reason.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 4:53:53 PM
Is her middle name Loster by any chance?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 4:21:12 PM

madduck,
No make up- most of the time, i work- who cares, everybody know what I look like anyway.

That tell us you've pretty much given up.

As Barbra Streisand said to Lauren Bacall in 'The Mirror Has Two Faces',
"What's the point of makeup? I'd still look like me only in color."

AntPharm
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 941 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 4:18:03 PM
whath

gargaflute
Male, 18-29, Canada
 118 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 3:11:00 PM
"Why does this bimbo give me the vibe she only dates total douchebags and think she's the hottest s**t on the planet???"

Same feeling here

xCANDACEx
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 283 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 2:42:03 PM
ooh! we're allowed to say dick? just not rooster. interesting.

xCANDACEx
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 283 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 2:41:15 PM
are all of her videos just an excuse for her to talk about sucking dick? She'd be a lot more popular, if she ditched the pretext.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5953 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 1:52:24 PM
No make up- most of the time, i work- who cares, everybody know what I look like anyway. Eyeliner and mascara- I am a) going out or b) want to look human and I may be wearing clean jeans...

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 1:16:25 PM
any makeup means they are superficial lying bitches

skullgrin
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 916 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 1:08:08 PM
Jenna would be the coolest girl to date

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13518 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 12:44:16 PM


Why does this bimbo give me the vibe she only dates total douchebags and think she's the hottest s**t on the planet???

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5190 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 12:32:57 PM
Ill take gun and politics over this..that's how much I hate this.

TruTenrMan
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2565 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 11:56:30 AM
Am I the only one who finds Jenna annoying as hell?

Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1240 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 11:21:07 AM
She should have done KISS makup just for fun, just a .10 of a second flash.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 11:13:22 AM

I always thought the make up meant totally different stuff.

Foundation jaw line - far sighted
Way too much makeup - Ho
Heavy eyeliner - Amy Winehouse fan
Super colorful eyes - Ho
Smokey eye - watches too much Kardashians
Glitter - Ho
Dark lipliner around lipstick - mexican Ho



Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4714 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 11:03:15 AM
I have probably spent my entire life misreading these signs.
Foundation too dark = oompah-loompah in training.
Pink blush = I hope no-one smells that one!
Red blush = Early signs of alcoholism.
Colourful eye make-up = found small daughter's handbag.
Bold eye-liner = found mum's handbag.
Smokey eye-liner = Too much time looking up Jaguar exhaust pipes.
Glitter = Sneezed while making christmas cards.
Under eye-liner = explanation spot-on!
Lots of lipstick = been in mum's make-up bag again/likes new flavoured lipstick.
Did you spot the lipstick on the dogs'...

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26157 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 10:27:51 AM
That was one of her best! Amazingly funny!

What? You guys didn't like her? h8t3rs! She's FUNNEH! Even though she has ugly dogs...

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2356 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:36:50 AM
shes dratin hot, but i do not like her

HOBOMOE
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 515 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:27:26 AM
I just don't know how to respond to that.

edana42
Female, 50-59, Eastern US
 2505 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:04:27 AM
actually she has a cult like following...

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