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Panties, A Bear Trap, And Candy [Pic]

Hits: 10004 | Rating: (3.6) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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schecter5
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 412 Posts
Thursday, March 14, 2013 8:00:52 AM
coloring book
plan b pill
anti fungal cream

JUGGALETTEx0
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1366 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 9:28:29 PM
@paperduck if you work for home depot, they actually train you to see if people are buying things like #1 and then report them....but I don't think someone at tramlaw would catch on for some reason (yes tramlaw=walmart my friends and I all call it tramlaw...always have lol)

DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1597 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 9:02:38 PM
Wicker basket, bag full of fun size candies, and a toilet seat.
I've actually done that combo before.
"Planning a night of fun?" she says.

Dover78
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 224 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 8:23:24 PM
Home Pregnancy Test and a wire coat hanger.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26278 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 10:47:24 AM
Lice shampoo, mirror, flashlight


Ooo! @Paperduck makes a strong "late entry"!

Kool aid mix, 5 lb bag of sugar, antifreeze

Or two! lolz, that's nasty!

@Bakcagain21: lolz! The extra walking is good for you

Bakcagain21
Male, 18-29, Europe
 553 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 12:14:48 AM
Once bought whipped cream, chocolate sauce and rubber washing up gloves.

Checkout guy had a massive smile and said "you're going to have fun tonight" He was right but for a British guy in a small Co-Op this was very awkward... Never went back into the shop walked an extra 15 minutes to SPAR everytime since then

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1707 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 11:35:35 PM
Largest bag of fertilizer, a gasoline canister, spool of wire

Lice shampoo, mirror, flashlight

Wet wipes, underwear, paper bag

Telescope, curtains, black face paint

Kool aid mix, 5 lb bag of sugar, antifreeze

Walkie talkie set, lawn chair, balloons

Lawn mower, wrench set, bicycle tires




Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:42:20 PM
Metamucil, Prunes, Jalapenos

Gold Fish, Duck Tape, Turkey Baster

cans of frosting, boxes of cake mix, syrup of ipecac

1 Swisher Sweet, 1 Pack of Zig Zags, Box of microwave brownies

Sleep mask, Scarf/lemon juice, Bikini wax strips

Ice, straight razor blades, asprin

HD Flat screen tv, Hana Montana Movie DVD, Unscented for sensitive hands lotion

Laptop, Digital Camera, Hammer

Web cam, plunger, lacy bra

Wild bird feeder with feed, green skillet, nature balance

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:40:15 PM
Alternate version, if we're talking about freaking out cashiers at Walmart.

1. Bottle of Chloroform.

2. A rag. I suggest a Shamwow, but anything works.

3. No purchase here, just look at the cashier's nametag. Then lean over and mumble something in her ear along the lines of "Wow. Marlene. That's a beautiful name. There can't be many Marlenes in the phone directory. Maybe I'll look you up sometime." A final cheeky wink, then leave.

Job done.

Foote
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 107 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:30:01 PM
Big box of tissues, Lotion, and size 4 XL granny panties.

Lloydrage
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 41 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:20:42 PM
hmm...
1.Pregnancy Test
2.Single wire coat hanger
3.and rubbing alcohol...
yikes!!

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:18:51 PM
How about

1. A "Clone Your Bone" penis-casting set (yes, they exist. Not to be confused with "Match Your Snatch", the female version)

2. A "First Place" blue ribbon.

3. A digital camera, of course.

caduceo13
Male, 18-29, S. America
 73 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:17:35 PM
Butter, cucumbers and underwear for children.

insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 686 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:21:33 PM
@naz14: If you need viagara already, I can introduce you to someone. He's known locally as the 48th & prospect alternative prescription progam distributor. Don't worry, he won't try to sponsor you into any pyramid schemes, just illicit drugs for the erection impaired (or the poor ladies who suffer through it with them)


Soap
"Rabbit" vibrator
50 shades of grey

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3690 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:48:04 PM
You guys think us cashiers spend way more time staring at your groceries than you think we do XD

That being said...
Box of bullets
"Bowling for Columbine"
Trench Coat

...no no, don't tell me to leave. I'll see myself out.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17299 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:23:51 PM
malikymoo: Because selling dead hamsters would just be creepy.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2290 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 4:39:18 PM
Coloring book
Benadryl
Turkey baster

tsheriff
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 257 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:34:04 PM
duct tape, aluminum foil, childrens' underwear

antagonizer
Male, 18-29, Canada
 506 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:17:33 PM
duct tape
rope
gummy bears

malikymoo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2041 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:12:36 PM
what the hell do they sell at a wallmart? live hamsters? vvv

Naz14
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1223 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 2:40:37 PM
Just cause it bugs me. Those of you who said "viagra" and "lunesta".... you can get that by prescription only. kthanks.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26278 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 2:38:51 PM
A "Paddy Whack"

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26278 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 2:37:59 PM
Lotion, basket and dog treats.

@MacGovern: Nice one!

@Gerry1 is obsessed with "vasoline"... well that counts as "lube" you cheater!

"sling shot, tampons, ketchup" = that's better.

The book "Joy of Cooking", fava beans and a bottle of cianti.

@CrakrJak: lolz! Having a friend for dinner?

candy, needle, Lunesta

@BritInvasion: Now we're talking!

G.I. Joe Action Figure, Barbie Doll, My Little Pony Toy

@collegebound: You're getting closer!

My 2nd try:
A knick-knack
A "paddy whack"
A dog-bone chewie toy...

dstbstr
Male, 18-29, Western US
 33 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 2:32:01 PM
I thought xkcd did this a while ago, but only used 2 items. Pregnancy test and 1 metal coat hanger

stk5m
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 308 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 2:14:23 PM
Fishing pole, fishing hooks, and a live hamster.

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