 slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 2140 Posts
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Saturday, March 09, 2013 7:29:42 AM
somebody's been doing her kegel exercises. *clench. hold. hold. hold. okay, unclench.* |
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 soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
955 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 6:58:33 PM
Too ugly to look "there" |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25693 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 4:49:21 PM
Cock gun?
Get it? "Caulk gun" hahahahaha
I crack myself up sometimes. |
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 xCANDACEx
Female, 30-39, Southern US
103 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 2:25:15 PM
chastity colt (VERY effective!) |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5571 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 2:10:13 PM
She must have one hell of a holster
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 turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
1824 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 1:12:57 PM
She misunderstood. Condoms and pistols are two completely different kinds of "protection". |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25693 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 12:42:46 PM
As long as it's not an 'oozie' !
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 CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
14374 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 11:48:54 AM
A coochie colt? |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25693 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 10:53:37 AM
Cock block glock. |
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 Denogginizer
Male, 30-39, Western US
119 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 10:35:17 AM
Came for the Oprah pic, leaving happy. |
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 FoolsPrussia
Male, 18-29, Western US
2874 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 10:01:30 AM
"Was it a revulva???"
Ok, that was pretty good. |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25693 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 9:58:35 AM
In related news, the Obama Administration called for
a ban on Assault Vaginas today. |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10257 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 9:51:34 AM
Was it a revulva??? |
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 chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
1506 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 9:38:56 AM
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 Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
1558 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 9:35:45 AM
Sounds a bit dodgy walking around with one in the chamber... |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 9:19:11 AM
I guess you could say this lady was...
packing heat.
YEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!! |
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 bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
1979 Posts
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Friday, March 08, 2013 9:18:24 AM
Link: Cops Find Loaded Gun in Woman's Vagina [Rate Link] - DON'T SNEEZE!!! |
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