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Top 5 Things Girls Secretly Want You To Do [Pic+]

Hits: 27823 | Rating: (1.6) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: fancylad
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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2217 Posts
Saturday, March 09, 2013 9:49:14 PM
Yep. Girls like boys who don't act like they need to be taken care of by their women. After all, if we wanted to change diapers, we can wait until we give birth. Be a man! The rewards will be copious. (Unless you choose a stupid beyotch, in which case, bail, bail!)

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13342 Posts
Friday, March 08, 2013 6:58:49 AM
SOLD!! WOOKIE NOOKIE TIME!!!

SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
 458 Posts
Friday, March 08, 2013 3:34:59 AM
I've never heard about the closet to the street thing. Do women really look for that?

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Thursday, March 07, 2013 9:10:29 PM
Woo-ha McGovern it's a deal but I ain't gonna shave . . . .

PTPete
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1244 Posts
Thursday, March 07, 2013 7:34:24 PM
I love, love nice, well-mannered guys because it is SO crazy hot when they are naughty (you know what I mean--Boom-Chicka-Wow-Wow). I married a "nice guy" & now I am sitting pretty (and you can guess where I am sitting)! LOL...seriously, this is all just basic, good manners; I think everyone deserves to be treated with respect until they prove otherwise.
My off-colored joking is going to come back & haunt me isn't it? Oh well.

AntPharm
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 941 Posts
Thursday, March 07, 2013 12:56:02 PM
what is this the 1950s?

Garrison
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 36 Posts
Thursday, March 07, 2013 5:28:24 AM
I guess I must not be a feminine female, because this list sounds like total bunk to me. The only one that even remotely interests me is #2 and that's just because I'm broke right now.

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3368 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 9:31:53 PM
I reread what I wrote and I realized that I sound like a total dick head.

I am happy that my mother, sisters, aunts, wife, and daughter all have the same rights I do, but with those rights comes an equal share of the responsibility. I am quite alright with everything on the list, but I believe that it's just a matter of courtesy and should be repaid in kind regardless of gender.

Squidbush
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 612 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 3:53:49 PM

Those of you arguing about this list, just be glad you have someone to complain about.(or to complain about you)

SexyCommando
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 1:06:53 PM
Chivalry = Five Monkey Experiment

VAJENGA
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 533 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 10:52:50 AM
Things I want done in return.

1) Sexual favors on demand
2) A decent home cooked meal
3) A clean and orderly home
4) Stay thin and beautiful
5) Be loyal and obedient

Hey as long as we're throwing away 50 years worth of womens lib, we might as well get something out of it too.

3)

FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3398 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 10:40:48 AM
"And I a positive the illeterate tramps running around today do know even know why men used to walk on the streetside of the sidewalk."

'Illiterate' being intentionally misspelled, correct Gerry? As in, 'what a maroon!' I suppose?

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13342 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 10:36:21 AM
@Magentab0b

Hey hows it going we should get together so I can treat you like crap!!! :-p

mal_BB
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1224 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 9:25:50 AM
Eagerly awaiting a 'top 5 things guys secretly want you to do'. Guarantee one point would involve a sandwich and another a sexual act. Point three may be the two combined; we're just that easy to please.

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 9:15:04 AM
#1 what ever
#2 you mean always pay all the time.
#3 pontless that can't help anyone
#4 who still wares hats?
#5 and when was the last time she got him something

edana42
Female, 50-59, Eastern US
 2505 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 9:08:55 AM
"And I a positive the illeterate tramps running around today do know even know why men used to walk on the streetside of the sidewalk."

Because in times of yore people would empty their chamber pots onto the street. The men would walk on the outside so the ladies would not get splattered.

"Oh please. We want you to kill spiders, no matter where they are,or what time of the day or night we see them. And take out the garbage. And rinse your body hair off the soap (and the tub, and the sing) after you shower." ABSOLUTELY

edana42
Female, 50-59, Eastern US
 2505 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 9:02:13 AM
Gotta disagree with the opening of the car door. I feel stupid just sitting there waiting as if I am helpless.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5712 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 8:33:54 AM
Chivalry isn't dead, you stupid b*tch.

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 8:12:22 AM
#4: Take off your hat. This should be done at any meal, regardless of women being around. One exception: outdoor BBQs with friends

#5: Random flowers. Meh not really that important. And not every girl goes ape poo for flowers. But know that just buying them at randoms times may seem sweet, they lose their meaning the more you do it and getting them on birthdays and anniversaries is not longer as thoughtful, because damn she you get her new ones every week. So yes this can be crossed off the list too.

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 8:07:00 AM
#1: car door, maybe on the first date but after that you are on your own, and i'm not going to hold your hand so you can sit. i'll still hold regular doors open, but i do that for everyone. dont think you are an exception because we are on a date, i'll do it for friends, coworkers, strangers

#2: Paying all the time. Again, maybe the first date or two but after a while you can pay for your half. Or switch off meal to meal. You want equal pay and all in the work place, you get paid as much as I do but I have to buy all the meals and drinks in public? Bullpoo. And the authors answer is to buy pizzas. So one night out I buy dinner and all the drinks for $50+ and then your paying for a $10 pizza everyday for the next 5 days of the week? yeah right, this author wants from from equality

#3: Walking closest to the street. A bit out dated on this one lol. If she prefers it I'll do it, it doesn't matter to me which side of her I walk on.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 7:07:27 AM
I go for jerks because when the relationship ends I can blame it on them being a jerk.

I have a list:

If we make a deal where I pay for the movie (including concession stand) and you pay for dinner don't take me to mcdonalds and order off the dollar menu.

When you meet my female friends don't immediately imagine what a threesome would be like.

It's fine if when we break up you date said female friend but don't booty call me.

When you meet my parents don't immediately think about them having sex.

If you don't want to go somewhere with me say so because I do not appreciate lame arse call off excuses such as I can't make it, there was a fire and my gold fish got smoke inhalation so I'm taking him to the vet.


McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13342 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 6:56:58 AM
LOL ya right! Be a douchebag ever see hot chick with a guy that does that crap?

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2090 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 6:27:50 AM
#3 is the only one I can agree with... #5 is nice but SOOOO not necessary. All the others?... not for me at least! :)

BrimstoneOne
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2239 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 4:40:17 AM
Let see I got a white screen

But I'm of the opinion that being "chivalrous" will amount to the guy being 'friend zoned', while being an non-nice individual douche bag will get layed but also dumped. In that order, IF the woman has any brains that is. Then there the "couples" that annoy the drating poo out of each other, but WON"T dump each other out of fear of not "hooking up" again. Which is equally retarded. Men AND women both have a really shallow expectation of a relationship workings, that they'll always end up in a relationship that'll be unsatisfying. If "marriage" happens, there extremely high probability of a divorce in the near future.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4542 Posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 4:28:16 AM
I got a white screen. Does this means girls like lots if snow?

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