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Cheek To Cheek With A Lioness

Hits: 6125 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Misc. | Added by: piperfawn
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Female, 18-29, Western US
 503 Posts
Monday, March 04, 2013 6:18:48 PM
I would be so excited I'd have a hard time standing still. Like, I would be telling myself to be scared and to stand still, but really all I would want to do is crouch down and look it in the eye. Terrible idea, really. But I'd love to. And compare paw-to-hand sizes. And if it would let me, scratch it behind the ear. Or something. Again, terrible, terrible idea.

Male, 40-49, Canada
 1004 Posts
Monday, March 04, 2013 7:02:58 AM
would have been funny if the lioness suddenly stopped, sniffed the air, made a face and ran away, realizing he had just shat himself

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17367 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 9:50:32 PM
Now that's some dangerous p*ssy right there.

Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15860 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 9:04:02 PM
If that happened to me, I'd cinch my nuts up so far I'd look like I had the mumps.

Male, 50-59, Canada
 28527 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 4:43:12 PM
1:31 He is absolutely terririfed! As well he should be! Smart fellow. Lucky to have such an amazing experience, also lucky to be alive to tell the tale...

Male, 18-29, Europe
 1463 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 3:16:56 PM
holy assballs..

I would most definitely have a heart attack from shear terror..

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1051 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 3:15:17 PM
That lion knows who the king of the world is!
But seriously..I don't know if I would've been able to keep still and calm like he did.

Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 12:59:03 PM
Lions probably view vehicles as one of the most common harmless animals on the savannah these days.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 205 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 11:57:05 AM
He didn't piss himself. I'm impressed. LOL

Male, 60-69, Eastern US
 134 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 11:33:04 AM
For some reason I want to follow that truck.

Male, 60-69, Europe
 5494 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 11:25:44 AM
Yes, I would imagine that was pretty nerve-wracking.

Female, 50-59, Europe
 6845 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 11:06:48 AM
The expression of sheer terror on his face- not hyped up fake terror- the actual genuine fear that a lion will eat you balls first.

Female, 40-49, Europe
 845 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 10:53:56 AM
New trousers please!

Male, 50-59, Europe
 5843 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 10:36:54 AM
The cat was probably distracted by the smell and noise of brown adrenaline production.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 4013 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 10:26:29 AM
Link: Cheek To Cheek With A Lioness [Rate Link] - Sometime life wants to be appreciated by you.

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