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Kid Expects Money From Tooth Fairy... [Pic]

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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 1926 Posts
Monday, March 04, 2013 10:55:36 PM
Thirty years from now. Nursing home selection. And when the old bag in the next bed steals your dentures, you won't get a dime, beech.

Now, when I fell asleep and had to come and kiss my babies first thing in the morning, and quickly palm the $$ under the pillow, I think God and Mother Nature forgave me. At least I never had to write any of the kids a check. I mean, just try cashing that one, kiddo.

penguinazul
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 472 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 8:14:30 PM
My mother left me an IOU under my pillow once. *shakes head*

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4094 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 3:23:37 PM
It's very bad parenting to invoke a supernatural being as being the measure of your worth and the ever-prsent observer of your most intimate moments. But that's just my opinion. When it comes to dental helth care in the youngsters this works for me.

collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3729 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 2:47:24 PM
whats wrong with this? kid wont clean his room and they decided to give him some incientive. as for the bodies in the bed he probably has his parents sleep with him/her sometimes. its not bad parenting. its not the way i would go about solving the problem, but its not bad parenting.

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4229 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 1:31:28 PM
how unimaginative. When i wrote my son a letter of behalf of the tooth fairy after I caught him trying to put his tooth under the pillow for a second night for twice as much cash, I wrote a miniture letter the size of a stamp and made up a silly name for the fairy and used fancy lettering, by hand. I mean, does she think tooth fairies are 6 ft tall and can use the computer?

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2096 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 12:27:28 PM
what do you mean terrible mom? she clearly couldnt even find the damn tooth so instead of leaving nothing and destroying the little kids sense of wonder she at least left a note. what would you do if you snuck up to your kids room and couldnt find the damn tooth??

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4094 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 11:52:36 AM
There is a deliberate error in that last post. Can you spot it?

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4094 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 11:47:37 AM
skullgrin
'because kids learn how to read and comprehend things like this between the ages 4 and 5'

No, that is a 7 to 9 reading age, maybe sightly more. If you have a 4 year old who can read 'retrieve' then you have a very gifted child. At that age you would hope cvc's and a few ccvc's, the basic consonant digraphs and maybe the very basic vowel digraphs such as 'oo' or 'ee'. It would be exceptional to have them reading 'ie', 'tion', the plural ending 'ies' or the distiction between 'ou' and 'ow'. And that's aside from the grammatical complexity of the first sentence alone. How many clauses do you need to cram into a sentence?

If 4 year old's round your area are reading at that level please let me know your school district so I can move there.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4314 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 12:41:06 AM
At my time of life I need the tooth fairy to bring me a new set of teeth. (oh, and a body transplant while you are here please)

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3286 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 12:12:29 AM
"But I can't read!"

ak4775
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 369 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 10:57:37 PM
What a crappy mom.

SCfan
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 1862 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 6:17:11 PM
It's about ten years too late. Would have totally used this.

collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3729 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:27:17 PM
Gerry1of1: i got it. good show old boy.

intirigid: try saying "tsk tsk tsk" with your 2 top front teeth missing.

skullgrin
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 915 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 3:41:26 PM
"If the kid can read and comprehend that then why would they still believe in the tooth fairy, santa claus or god?"

because kids learn how to read and comprehend things like this between the ages 4 and 5

intrigid
Male, 18-29, Canada
 916 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 3:35:12 PM
@Gerry

Actually no, I don't.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8820 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 3:23:42 PM
Hey, you do what you can to get the kids to do what you want.

kirbyr98
Male, 50-59, Western US
 87 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 3:16:27 PM
Definitely some liberal moron trying to ruin their kid's childhood. Lighten the F up Mom!

HOBYandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3065 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 3:04:45 PM
Why is the child being blamed for having too many blankets and pillows? And what the hell is meant by having too many 'bodies' in the bed?

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4094 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 3:04:08 PM
If the kid can read and comprehend that then why would they still believe in the tooth fairy, santa claus or god?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33872 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 2:43:27 PM

Using the Tooth Fairy as a bargaining chip?
tsk tsk tsk





see what I did there? tee-hee

mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1807 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 2:32:19 PM
probably happened when the Rock was the tooth fairy..

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11550 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 2:09:47 PM
Those parents are definitely dicks. You ground your kids or take away things if they don't clean their room. You don't decide to turn the Tooth Fairy into a heartless bitch. They'll probably give the kid crappy presents for Christmas and have Santa blame it on something the kid did.

randomxnp
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1160 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 1:59:50 PM
Sounds good to me. Why "uptight dicks"?

EVILLECUTTER
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 210 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 1:49:02 PM
how many "bodies" were in the bed? shouldnt the parents be regulating how many bodies are in their child's bed before becoming hitler via microsoft word?

sparki1980
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 329 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 1:27:52 PM
Sometimes it takes a carrot to get kids motivated.

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