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How To Become Pope

Hits: 8002 | Rating: (3.6) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2328 Posts
Friday, February 22, 2013 5:38:24 AM
i totally knew all this from playing assassins creed 2 and watching the borgias. unfortunately playing assassins creed 2 and brotherhood has spoiled quite a bit for the borgias, but its nothing i wouldnt have learned if a i had payed paid attention in history class.

Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3672 Posts
Thursday, February 21, 2013 6:46:09 PM
Ferdy's comment struck me with the urge to imagine what it must be like for all those catholic-affiliated leadership members who have not, nor would ever have anything to do with such heinous activity. Must be terribly mortifying.

kvetcher
Male, 50-59, Europe
 179 Posts
Thursday, February 21, 2013 1:09:43 PM
PS just seen the ambiguity of that last post. I meant when they appoint you Pope, some priest gropes you, as opposed to being appointed, say,altarboy, when.....oh how about that!

kvetcher
Male, 50-59, Europe
 179 Posts
Thursday, February 21, 2013 11:54:13 AM
Does that mean they don't do that thing with the chair with no seat any more, where someone gives you a grope to see if you've got, umm, a full set? On the grounds that (a) you might be a woman who snuck through all the previous stages or (b) a eunuch, in which case celibacy is too easy?

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4884 Posts
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 11:00:16 AM
0:47. 'Poof ordained'. (This may explain a lot of things)

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12085 Posts
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 2:50:18 AM
"Doctor of Divinity"
and yeah being a Dr of nowt been proved helps
that would be a witch Dr then methinks

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12085 Posts
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 2:47:58 AM
Guessing Hitler youth involvement,
secretive kiddy fiddling
and being very old
will get you in

Zismo
Male, 18-29, Canada
 809 Posts
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 11:04:26 PM
I'll just start my own cult.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 7:38:06 PM
A "Doctor of Divinity" seems like such a self-contradictory term. I mean, what? After your Masters, you write a thesis on how many baptisms John performed, your teachers say "Yup!" and you're a doctor? A doctor of baseless beliefs sort of denigrates the title "doctor," dunnit?

bunny_knight
Male, 18-29, Canada
 349 Posts
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 6:51:54 PM
What is this sexist crap?!

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2101 Posts
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 5:55:22 PM
Cooperate with fascists in killing a few million folks, enable babyrapers to ply their trade, incite folks to deny the right to govern their own bodies or who they can marry, and for giggles and grins- open orphanages in which you beat and torture children.
Not everyone can pull it off, but if you got the stones, then... you da man!

klaxor
Male, 18-29, Western US
 647 Posts
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 5:18:27 PM
Pope Klaxorz 2013

C'mon IAB, make it happen

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26657 Posts
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 5:07:18 PM
What? All that work? I'll just declare myself Pope. I'm sure no one will mind...

Pope 5Cats The First. Nice ring to it, eh?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 5:05:16 PM

Bea member of the organization, work hard, get promoted.
Got it.







ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
 5329 Posts
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 3:46:40 PM
LOL Masters in Divinity

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1467 Posts
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 2:26:31 PM
Link: How To Become Pope [Rate Link] - You know, in case you were considering it or anything...


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