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 METALLICAROX
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 324 Posts
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Friday, February 22, 2013 12:04:42 AM
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in to an oven. |
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 PTPete
Female, 30-39, Western US
1199 Posts
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013 9:17:56 PM
@edana42: yup! One of my faves! But it's usually a bartender that sez it. |
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 incubus_inc
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
817 Posts
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013 9:08:17 PM
Dude... black guy's eyes say it all. This guy is awesome. LOL |
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 Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
1479 Posts
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013 5:41:32 AM
Sorry Edana, I didn't check thoroughly enough that the joke had already been told. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5541 Posts
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013 12:25:04 AM
Bunch of fine jokes there
well done lads n lass  |
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 sourkraut
Male, 40-49, Australia
313 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 9:50:00 PM
Nice one(s), Listypoos, Gerry and greenbasterd. |
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 muhtalikuh
Male, 18-29, Southern US
229 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 7:25:55 PM
Team edana42 |
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 Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
3810 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 5:11:26 PM
But Listy told it better. It's all in the delivery. ;) |
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 FoolsPrussia
Male, 18-29, Western US
2868 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 5:09:47 PM
edana42 beat Listypoos on that joke. |
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 Cartunze
Male, 60-69, Western US
729 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 4:46:33 PM
*like @ Listypoos |
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Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
3810 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 4:26:48 PM
Nice one, Listypoos. |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16960 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 2:28:27 PM
That LOOK! That look says it all!  |
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Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
1479 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 1:59:58 PM
"A Black Guy, A Priest, & A Rabbi Board A Plane..."
with a schoolkid in tow....halfway through the flight there's total engine failure and the pilot comes running to the back of the plane and says
"here...we're going to have to jump for it but I've only got another 3 parachutes.
the rabi says..well that's ok, there's 3 of us.
the black guy says....but what about the kid?
him? f*ck him.
oh, says the priest....will we have time? |
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 JoexBro
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
259 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 1:35:54 PM
I could be wrong, but I've seen this before and it could be a repost. |
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FoolsPrussia
Male, 18-29, Western US
2868 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 1:35:11 PM
Let's hope Raquel Welch is on that flight, in case they need a flotation device. |
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 greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
2132 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 1:31:37 PM
i got a better one..\
a priest, pedo, and child molester walk into a bar.......
he orders a drink |
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 Huey
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
148 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 1:18:07 PM
Funny stuff there. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25640 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 1:17:55 PM
A black guy, a priest, a rabbi and a Canadian, an American, a Brit, a Frenchman, a German, a Japanese, a Vietnamese, an Australian, an Egyptian, a Chinese, and a New Zealander walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry. You can't come in without a Thai." |
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 edana42
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
2358 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 1:13:49 PM
The plane is full of kids. Two parachutes. Black guy snags one and bails immediately. Rabbi says, "Give me the last chute!!" Priest responds with "But what about the kids??" Rabbi: F*CK THE KIDS!! Priest: Do we have time?! |
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 Zeegrr60
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
1514 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 1:13:42 PM
"Have you heard the one about us?" |
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edana42
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
2358 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 1:08:19 PM
and the pilot asked, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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 TruTenrMan
Male, 30-39, Southern US
2174 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 12:59:18 PM
LOL |
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 ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2184 Posts
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Monday, February 18, 2013 12:49:33 PM
Link: A Black Guy, A Priest, & A Rabbi Board A Plane... [Rate Link] - [Insert your punchline here.] |
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