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21 Reasons Not To Date This Girl [Pic]

Hits: 12657 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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HarryBalszak
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1596 Posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:21:36 PM
Fun Fact: Dexter Morgan also drives an Escape.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4302 Posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 11:06:17 AM
Maybe they are her kills. Like fighter pilots.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4934 Posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 10:55:57 AM
Me: "HAAA-FOO!!! I have tell yo- CHOO!!! I have to te- CHOO-HOO!!! We need to ta- CHOOOO!!!!"
Her: "I understand..." *walks out quietly*
Me: "GOD-DAMMIT!!!" *on knees, red-eyed* "CHOOOOOOO!!!"

SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
 458 Posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 3:48:17 AM
I'm glad for the paw print stickers, otherwise the bumper sticker would've made no sense to me.

ScottO198
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 83 Posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 2:41:42 AM
Her husband has 21 problems and they're all b*tches.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10046 Posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 12:05:48 AM
And the ride she is using is trying to tell
those cats something "Escape"
while you can

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1461 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 8:50:12 PM
Eh, just a cat rescuer. Those are probably all the cats she was able to rescue and give to a new home. If not at least eight are outside stray or ferals, two are other people's cats she has renamed, maybe six are abandoned cats she has taken in, two she picked up from the shelter, and the rest are rescues that either found her or she found while out and about. Could also be a breeder but a breeder would most likely have a sticker of their breed.

Well yes, yes I do, what gave it away that I like to make elaborate back stories for people I have never met based on one or two facts in their life.

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4537 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 5:08:32 PM
...let's hope she continues to refrain from procreating, for the sake of the children. All those "quirky" spellings would make for one pissed off group of kids.

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2299 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 4:08:27 PM
18 names beginning with "C" or "K" is a bit much.

TuckFarted
Female, 18-29, Europe
 87 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 3:15:21 PM
Everyone should name their cats after Chinese take-out menu dishes.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6374 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 1:01:17 PM
Having five name end in "eigh" would be enough to warn me off this person, even if I did date women.

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:54:02 PM
McThstlpnts, I've always seen dog prints as having a little mark above each pad, standing for the claw that dogs can't retract.

On another note, I have cat paw print license plate frames, front seat covers, and wheel cover, but I've only ever had ONE cat at a time, lol. I just like cats, that's all. Besides, it's my first car, and it gets a theme, damnit.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3234 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:47:46 PM
@McThstlpnts.
you obviously don't have min pins. we've got one and believe me, Lily's more than we can handle!

fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1914 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:05:37 PM
And yet, every Friday she spends alone, she eats Chinese food.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5358 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:58:10 AM
what is wrong with calling a cat Tiger, or Mittens ? Or any other sensible cat names. people who give things stupid names should be drowned. Slowly. In public.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:45:15 AM
I'm totally going to do this to my car to deter those horny young scroats that try to get your attention at traffic lights.

McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:30:06 AM
How do we *know* that those are cats? They look like puppy prints AND Min-Pins have "triangle" shaped ears...just saying. Either way...too many!

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4161 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:26:16 AM
5Cats: Ah! I didn't see the lady on the bumper sticker. I was in awe of the spelling of all of the names. Thanks!

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4960 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:08:37 AM
I hope she is 70 and that is in memoriam of a lifetime worth of cats like what Mexicans put on the back of their cars. Otherwise her house must smell TERRIBLE.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24392 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:08:02 AM
Even I'd avoid THAT one! Yeesh!

@SmagBoy1: That bumpersticker?

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5390 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:03:45 AM
Nothing wrong with those spellings if you're african american.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 10:45:09 AM

On Vulcan, all babies have triangle shaped ears.


SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4161 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 10:40:30 AM
How do we *know* the driver/their owner is a woman? Hmmmm?

Burton_Ian
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 809 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 10:33:56 AM
They're almost all people-names too... That is a red-banner, if I've ever seen one!

ByOwlPost
Female, 18-29, Western US
 520 Posts
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 10:30:59 AM
That one golden moment.. where they all get along.

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