 TheZigRat
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 221 Posts
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Sunday, February 10, 2013 11:09:01 AM
@5 Cats The Bible actually gives 2 diffrent accounts of the creation of Mankind. Each doublet has a total diffrent time scheme.
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 Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
2666 Posts
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Saturday, February 09, 2013 11:36:21 AM
this makes a whole lot more sense |
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 SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
3360 Posts
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Friday, February 08, 2013 9:57:18 PM
Steel Grid, that logic made Steve Jobs a very wealthy man |
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SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
3360 Posts
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Friday, February 08, 2013 9:51:20 PM
Steel Grid, that logic made Steve Jobs a very wealthy man. |
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 Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2685 Posts
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Friday, February 08, 2013 9:35:55 PM
" if neither of them had eaten the apple we would just still be living in ignorance until someone else DID."
Yes because appearently humans cant think without the use of a magic apple. |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16963 Posts
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Friday, February 08, 2013 6:40:31 PM
@collegebound & @Evil_Eye: Spiderman stopped her THAT time, but she did it again later, eh?
Yes, I'm arguing about a completely idiotic subject! 
Adam & Eve "went out to the cities of men" after being ejected from Eden. Humans were already around, outside The Garden, eh?
Otherwise Adam & Eve's sons would have to marry their full-sisters. THAT would be naughty!
As for the rest? It's so stupid I cannot even find words which get past the IAB Censor... |
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 collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
3476 Posts
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Friday, February 08, 2013 12:48:31 PM
"Spiderman you dick! If she never ate the apple, then there wouldn't of been a human race. Would of stayed as Adam, Even and Spiderman, in a weird kind of genocide move."
wrong. if neither of them had eaten the apple we would just still be living in ignorance until someone else DID. also i find the rest of the events after him having stopped her to be complete bullpoo for that reason. |
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 DavidXJ
Male, 30-39, Western US
527 Posts
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Friday, February 08, 2013 12:43:47 PM
I was hoping that would be more funny. But I only kind of cracked a smile when Spidey said "Don't Do Drugs." Otherwise that was just retarded.
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 Evil_Eye
Male, 18-29, Europe
1283 Posts
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Thursday, February 07, 2013 11:56:53 AM
Spiderman you dick! If she never ate the apple, then there wouldn't of been a human race. Would of stayed as Adam, Even and Spiderman, in a weird kind of genocide move. |
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 Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
3959 Posts
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Thursday, February 07, 2013 9:56:15 AM
Spiderbro. |
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 chicagojay
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
858 Posts
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Thursday, February 07, 2013 8:23:55 AM
drawman, are you sure the terrible christians have not ordered drone strikes and held riots over this? |
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 pumba62
Male, 40-49, Canada
651 Posts
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Thursday, February 07, 2013 7:07:53 AM
Don't Do Drugs!!! |
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 patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
2965 Posts
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Thursday, February 07, 2013 6:26:50 AM
I find this version to be more believable than the original one. However, I still don't buy it. |
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 drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
1400 Posts
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Thursday, February 07, 2013 5:14:19 AM
Phew, thank goodness this wasn't aimed at Allah or else people would have been killed in the name of peace and love. |
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 Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
1989 Posts
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Thursday, February 07, 2013 3:27:55 AM
Fiction crossover, excellent. |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6328 Posts
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Wednesday, February 06, 2013 9:43:48 PM
I love the hat |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25648 Posts
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Wednesday, February 06, 2013 9:29:17 PM
DuckBoy87, "Spider-Man's a dick! He didn't help get Jesus down off the cross? He just sat there and watched him die..."
Look again. Spider-Man didn't just sit there. He spun Jesus a nifty cowboy hat made of webbing! |
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 carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4049 Posts
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Wednesday, February 06, 2013 9:24:34 PM
That was a blatantly sacrilegious piece aimed at mocking the Christian religion. Go for it! X-D |
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TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
1184 Posts
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Wednesday, February 06, 2013 8:01:52 PM
Well this was a change from the usual mockeries, i thought it was pretty neat! I wish the world would pay more attention to the last thing spider man said.. it sure would help |
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 DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2094 Posts
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Wednesday, February 06, 2013 6:58:18 PM
Spider-Man's a dick! He didn't help get Jesus down off the cross? He just sat there and watched him die... |
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 whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2260 Posts
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Wednesday, February 06, 2013 6:25:27 PM
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 Magickrat
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
332 Posts
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Wednesday, February 06, 2013 5:57:56 PM
LMAO! This was pretty frickin funny. |
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SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
458 Posts
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Wednesday, February 06, 2013 5:19:38 PM
Our saviour! |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16963 Posts
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Wednesday, February 06, 2013 5:13:57 PM
Jack Pollack's Homepage
Apparently this is real...
(As opposed to a "joke picture" or parody) |
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97e4ad
Male, 50-59, Western US
36 Posts
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Wednesday, February 06, 2013 5:09:53 PM
No bacon. He was Jewish. |
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