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Dad Convinces Daughter To Quit Facebook [Pic]

Hits: 11973 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Technology | Added by: fancylad
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Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:34:12 AM
Did the math wrong but I think I added twenty bucks a week for lunch money. I know I never spent my lunch money on food. Not maliciously ostracizing her but more like not being included in some things because they'll forget she can't see it. And them get mad cause she didn't show.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11420 Posts
Saturday, February 09, 2013 10:51:09 PM
I mean it might ostracize her at school. Is being ostracized worth five weeks of allowance?


$40 a week is normal pocket money these days? Really?

It's not like she's agreed to live in a cave forever and never speak again. It's a few months without using one website. Anyone who ostracises her for that isn't worth knowing anyway.

icklevamp
Female, 18-29, Europe
 366 Posts
Friday, February 08, 2013 4:04:09 PM
"I mean it might ostracize her at school. Is being ostracized worth five weeks of allowance?"

How much do kids get where you are?? I got £5 a month, my little sister gets £10 now because things cost more now, no way could I earn 200 in 5 weeks!

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Thursday, February 07, 2013 9:05:01 PM
I mean it might ostracize her at school. Is being ostracized worth five weeks of allowance?

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Thursday, February 07, 2013 9:02:53 PM
"Throw out her computer" and her phone, and her ipad, oh and don't forget kids at schools have access to ipads and computers, not to mention her friends could let her use theirs. Sounds like a bet to me to encourage her to not do it during the school year. I wonder if peer pressure is stronger than greed.

bataleon27
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1179 Posts
Thursday, February 07, 2013 11:54:13 AM
are you drating kidding me? Pay your kid to quit facebook? Throw her drating PC out the window...

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2118 Posts
Thursday, February 07, 2013 11:52:05 AM
She has a great signature.

lt633c
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 143 Posts
Thursday, February 07, 2013 10:29:26 AM
In looking at the dates on the contract, it's likely the Dad is trying to get to stay off FB until the end of school.

briandarf
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 121 Posts
Thursday, February 07, 2013 9:51:26 AM
Stuff = 8 Ball

malikymoo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2039 Posts
Thursday, February 07, 2013 12:37:37 AM
oft. id have to think about it

Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 9:28:16 PM
He could've y'know, just taken away her access to facebook like a real parent would instead of resorting to bribery.

Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1219 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 8:59:44 PM
Stuff = Drugs

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3261 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 8:46:55 PM
@Gerry: I don't think teh dad was forbidding hrt to be on FB. i think he probab;y just said something like "I bet you can't stay off of FB for six months..."

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 8:25:01 PM


Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 8:02:06 PM
I'd stop using Facebook for a once-weekly bag of Little Cesear's breadsticks. With butter-garlic and/or jalepeno sauce, of course. It'd take a lot more to make me quit online games, though.

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2246 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 6:50:57 PM
what do you think the girl posted to facebook that her dad was willing to pay 200 bucks to try to never get her on there again??

tiedyed
Male, 40-49, Western US
 223 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 5:53:12 PM
It's win/win. 1. She wins because now she can create a new account without parents as friends; 2. She wins because she can extort more money to renew or extend that agreement upon expiration.

He wins because he can live in his blissful ignorance.

darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 4:38:48 PM
stuff

fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1938 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 4:09:47 PM
...What level of parenting failure would it be if she used the money to buy stripper material, launching her career as a porn star?

weeray
Male, 18-29, Europe
 122 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 3:56:24 PM
I wonder if my dad would do this.. Would be the easiest money ever.

regediT
Male, 18-29, Europe
 723 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 3:53:17 PM
That's A account, he never specified that she couldn't create a new one. I call BS, or the father is stupid.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 3:51:05 PM

Parenting FAIL!
If, as a parent you feel the kid should not be doing something, like FaceBook, you bloody well tell them to stop. You don't pay them to do as they're told!

Idiots abound.

mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1807 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 3:28:06 PM
yeah but you always did love large sausage a little too much...

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 2:53:29 PM
Link: Dad Convinces Daughter To Quit Facebook [Pic] [Rate Link] - For $200? I'd quit Facebook for a large sausage and jalapeno pizza.


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