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Wash Your Hands PLEASE! [Pic]

Hits: 13512 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14401 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 11:18:52 PM
It's simple - wash your hands, then using a paper towel, use that to open the door. Of course, you're on your own for every other door handle in the place.

How is that a problem considering you're now walking around holding a germ-infested paper towel?

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3373 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 6:12:10 PM
@coyoteking. yes. yes, it is.

xCANDACEx
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 283 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 2:27:52 PM
only 15? =(

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2344 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 10:11:04 AM
i just called my hand a dirty slut

phirephoto
Male, 30-39, Western US
 317 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 8:11:47 AM
It's simple - wash your hands, then using a paper towel, use that to open the door. Of course, you're on your own for every other door handle in the place.

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 7:48:12 AM
washing your hands really isnt as big of a deal as germaphobic people will lead you to believe

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1443 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 7:42:04 AM
OldOllie and fancycandy, it's called the 'foot handle'.

Here it is in action.



patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5718 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 7:10:06 AM
So if I DON'T wash my hands, 15 people will touch my penis?

You're such a whore.

fancycandy
Female, 30-39, Western US
 26 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 6:30:35 AM
Agreed Oldollie, I was going to post the same thing

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4598 Posts
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 5:49:37 AM
Give me a break. So, it's so dirty that if you dare touch it, you need to wash your hands immediately, but it's clean enough for a woman to pull it out and put it in her mouth?

fuzzysheep
Male, 18-29, Europe
 176 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 9:15:25 PM
I see his logic Jerry, public toilets are filthy places and my dangly bits have been kept sage in my undercrackers all day, washing beforehand makes sense. Re. not washing afterwards, Georgr Carlin didn't unless he actually pissed on his hands (which he did every other week or so).

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 9:09:18 PM
So once, in a public bathroom, I saw a dad teaching his son to always wash his hands before pissing. They then pissed and left without washing their hands, touching the door, and somehow this dad thought this was the most sanitary way to piss. I kind of wanted to punch that guy for his failure of reason and logic, but his kid was there.

Vexys
Male, 18-29, Europe
 74 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 8:22:17 PM
@carmium, dont even have to look it up, a cup to protect ones danglies, cricket would be horrible and I can imagine theres quite a few other games that use them for the same reason!

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14401 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 8:10:34 PM
Wash your hands...then try to figure out how to get out of the restroom without touching the door handle.

fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1947 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 7:06:13 PM
...I'm looking at YOU, Bob....

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25738 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 6:12:43 PM
So if I DON'T wash my hands, 15 people will touch my penis?

This poster is counter-productive.

(these comments are fantastic! Keeps me here at IAB I tells ya.)

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 6:06:44 PM

carmium,
"What kind of sporting equipment goes on a guy's dick?!"

You got me curious so I googled "sports equipment for the penis".
You should try it, I got some interesting results.

dirtysteve00
Male, 30-39, Europe
 375 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 6:02:27 PM
indirect contact is the same as no contact.

Or - Im getting way more pussy than I realised too.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 5:29:11 PM
You filthy whores! I like it!

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 5:15:27 PM
What kind of sporting equipment goes on a guy's dick?! I'm so confused.

markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3784 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 5:15:04 PM
15? That's a slow day. JK.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 5:13:28 PM

Now I understand why the japanese lick door handles.

malikymoo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2039 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 4:59:18 PM
maybe i want to come into contact with 15 penises

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1443 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 4:18:02 PM
Link: Wash Your Hands PLEASE! [Pic] [Rate Link] - NOT so fun fact.


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