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How To Get 30 Days In Jail

Hits: 8431 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Games | Added by: kitteh9lives
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Smutleybutt
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 886 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 12:47:16 PM

MacG

She got 30 days for telling the judge "F*ck you" and flipping him off, which is considered contempt of court in the good ol' U.S.A.

For the "Adios" comment she got her bond increased.

Just statin' the facts ma'am.

Andrew155
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2564 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 12:44:18 PM
MacGuffin has proven how deranged she really is. This judge's court is basically North Korea. Yes. Ok.

You can't make this stuff up.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 12:41:30 PM
@sqrlz: I'm not sure that civics lessons would really have helped in a nation whose courts refuse to hear cases concerning the torture of its citizens inside military prisons (Jose Padilla) and where Presidents let their pals off seconds after they've been convicted of serious offences and before they've served so much as a moment in custody (Scooter Libby) , but where an apparently hispanic teenage girl responding "adios" to a judge wishing her "goodbye" can escalate into a thirty day custodial sentence on nothing more than an easily-provoked judge's say-so. No jury. No defence lawyer. No justice.

Here's hoping this berobed gobshyt takes his self-entitled attitude out into the Real World and discovers what happens when you try that crap on someone capable of pushing back much harder than he's capable of shoving.

soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
 1484 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 12:40:51 PM
Spoiled little girls that think they are so safe. Put her 30 days in a mexican mens prison. See how roostery she is after that." I have my rights!!" FU

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2190 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 12:36:09 PM
insulting some one, whether a politician, judge, or police officer, should not be a criminal offense. incredibly offensive and rude, but not a criminal offense. people of authority should be better than to take insults personally. the woman was an idiot though.

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4241 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 12:24:02 PM
lol

insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 686 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 12:00:51 PM
Being skinny and cute will not get you out of any serious trouble. I know, I've been freakin' adorable all my life and yet I still had troubles :)


@Gerry: Has it ever occurred to you that judges of law have a different specialty than judges in beauty contests? You may want to try a different method, like getting under the bench instead of standing in front of it. It's just a suggestion.


Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 11:58:11 AM
This is a mess on a lot of levels. Part of the problem is that I doubt this young woman ever got much of an education in civics. It's not taught anymore, it seems. Many, if not most, U.S. high school graduates have little understanding of how courts and the law works. (Now, granted, if she was lucky enough to be in a high school where kids were taught about "a nation of laws, and not of men," the appointment of civil defenders, the bail process, and the concept of contempt of court, she probably would have been skipping school that day.)

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 11:33:12 AM
Court system = kissing a judge's ass instead of the law. Sounds legit.


^^^ This. If you aspire to have courts like this in your society, maybe you should just move to North Korea or somewhere else where personality cults that protect privileged individuals are more important than laws that protect society. Judges like this one will be the first against the wall if you ever acquire enough balls to have another revolution.

fliptok3r
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 16 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 11:21:31 AM
@collegebound No.....she's just an idiot.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 11:05:19 AM

The 10 thousand was stupid for "adios" but
when you start Effing the judge and crap {whatever she said} you know you're going to jail.

Being skinny and cute will not get you out of any serious trouble. I know, I've been freakin' adorable all my life and yet I still had troubles :)

collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3740 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 10:56:28 AM
either she is really high or really nervous.

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 10:50:11 AM
I think the judge may have been a little heavy handed, but 30 days isn't a long time to learn a lesson that will last her a lifetime.

syke22
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1121 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 10:41:23 AM
It does seem a little harsh.. But seriously, how hard is it to be serious for 10 minutes?

Will_Ashi
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 41 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 10:30:51 AM
Court system = kissing a judge's ass instead of the law. Sounds legit.

Evil_Eye
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1448 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 10:29:18 AM
Only way to cure women like that, is for all her friends to leave her and no guy want to be with her. Then she will ether change or kill herself... ether is good.

Sounds harsh but even dumb people in the past knew their behavioural boundaries, even if they picked not to follow them.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24463 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 10:27:52 AM
Idiots all around, but she sure looks stoned at first!
She "sobers up" pretty fast when her bail gets hiked...

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1401 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 10:18:56 AM
She got 30 days for telling the judge 'F*ck you' and flipping him off.

She had her bond increased from $5000 to $10,000 for acting like it was a joke the whole time and saying 'Adios'.

She lost having the public defender as her representation because she stated in a snarky manner that she had 'Rick Ross (or Rolls?) amounts of jewelry.

Derp derp, learn how to act in court the hard way.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11634 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 10:15:43 AM
broizfam, He got upset because he wasn't done yet. She walked away before he had issued his judgement. She needed to wait until he said she could go. He was right to get upset, she shouldn't have left and if she hadn't been such an idiot he might have been nicer to her. He is in the position of power, only a moron wouldn't be respectful to him.

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 10:11:28 AM
Idiot kid, check. Idiot dickhead judge, check.

In my humble opinion, the judge was much more of a "stupid obnoxious b*tch" than the stupid nervous kid. At least she has an excuse, what's his?

xfactormunky
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 115 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 10:10:43 AM
so being ditsy is a punishable offense? I'm not necessarily on her side on this one, but I am definitely against the judge, he was being an ass

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3246 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 9:52:53 AM
OK, she's an idiot. But he said "bye bye" and got pissed off when she left? He's an idiot, too!

toqr
Male, 18-29, Europe
 199 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 9:45:09 AM
lol, look out judge judy!!

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1401 Posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 9:04:53 AM
Link: How To Get 30 Days In Jail [Rate Link] - Step 1) Be a stupid obnoxious b*tch. Step 2) Repeat step 1

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