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Defend Yourself Against Someone Attacking You

Hits: 7328 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2344 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 2:38:57 PM
LOL that's the guy who did the little survival shorts for that shoe company.. tava.. or teva shoes... either way they are funny.. and if you haven't seen them watch them

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25727 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 12:40:31 PM
You mean this?
Pete and Repeat were in a boat...?

I think I'll stick to catgirls...

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 11:34:04 AM

5Cats, how about, every time they do a repost {daily}
you tell a different Pete & Repeat joke?


5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25727 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 11:00:55 AM
@r66tramp: lolz! Excellent observation!

@Gerry1: Maru is an international treasure:



It's like sushi, everyone likes Maru!

I was thinking of things other than catgirls to post on reposts:

Modern Fables: like Aesops, only newer! Some written by me, others "adapted". 1,000 characters is a severe limit though.

Tales of 5Cats & @FancyLad in Southeast Asia: (1985-1989)
Completely fictional accounts of our titular adventures. Usually involving booze, hookers, violence and crime. I still have the pictures! And those scars...

(note: this would be mucho bettero if I could make a fake picture to "prove" each tall tale, eh?)

r66tramp
Male, 40-49, Canada
 678 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 10:27:09 PM
You two just brought new meaning to 'Cat Fight'.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 10:10:44 PM

5Cats,
"you have no idea how much filth there is on the interwebs... "

Filth on the web? Reallyh, if you're just going to make stuff up there's just no talking to you.

I'm just not into those japanese cat things. {except Maru}



5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25727 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 7:19:58 PM
But not if YOU ask @Gerry1~ lolz!

I know you've been kind to me, and I respect your suggestion. No worries mate!

Dead Fingers Talk
I love DFT! I single-handedly promoted them on Demonoid for years.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25727 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 7:05:07 PM
Those cat-strippers of yours...

@Gerry1: Strippers? I think you're "projecting" just a bit here...

Well? It's a "repost" and a "Jesus-bashing post" thing. And I don't do it EVERY single time... pretty close! But not always.
And the reason for it remains: it's a repost? Even a stupid CATGIRL PIC is better than that!

Especially if a simple "search" pops the origional post up on it's first page!

I like catgirls! And it's fun to go hunting for MOAR catgirl pics that I haven't posted already! As I often say, I keep finding new sources of fresh catgirls! The supply is endless! Thank-you Japan!

Then there's "monstergirls" :drools:

PLUS: I keep it "clean" you have no idea how much filth there is on the interwebs... or perhaps you do? (lolz!)

(srsly: if asked to? I'd stop)

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 6:27:03 PM

5Cats, I'll live without sexy cat boy, thanks.
Look, I like posting pics as much as anyone, but they should have something to do with the thread? Some comic or satyrical context. Those cat-strippers of yours have nothing to do with anything in the threads.

Except maybe the FURRIES thread which is one fo the few you HAVE NOT put cat-chicks in.

Really, at first they were cute, now they're annoying. Even Sqrl4Sale had to stop putting squirrels in everything and I had to stop with the bottomless boy-dancers. ...

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25727 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:51:54 PM
@Gerry1: Not until @FancyLad:
a) stops with reposts
b) asks me to stop

Until then, I'll try to put a sexy "catboy" in for you now and then
I've put a few in before! Catboys that is. And wolfgirls, monstergirls, bunnygirls... the supply is neverending!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 4:19:55 PM

5Cats - are done yet with all those silly catgirls?



r66tramp
Male, 40-49, Canada
 678 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:09:24 PM
Is this guy making funny? Creepy baby shaker dad is bent in the head.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6036 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 1:17:34 PM
Lol'd at the mask coming off

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25727 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 12:55:24 PM
@SmutleyButt: Thanks ol' buddy!



Catgirl time!


5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25727 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 12:42:24 PM
The kid was cute! What a little sweetie-pie!
Dad's an idiot though...

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2234 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 11:24:20 AM
Yes, always start your video with a nose-picking. And it is way past that kid's bedtime.

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 10:31:54 AM
never shake a baby

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 10:06:26 AM

He starts by picking his nose then sticking that finger in his eye.
I didn't hear anything after that, I couldn't get past the eye-booger.

Maybe you're supposed to gross your attacker out then run away while she's vomiting?

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 10:05:57 AM
Whatever that vid was striving for (funny? cute?) it failed miserably. *yawn*

piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3887 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 10:01:38 AM
Lol at the belly of the kid.

Smutleybutt
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 909 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 9:57:47 AM
Old Ass REPOST

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5190 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 9:55:38 AM
"And if that doesn't work, just buy your attacker ice-cream..."

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 9:43:28 AM
Link: Defend Yourself Against Someone Attacking You [Rate Link] - A simple how-to on how to ward of attackers.


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