 mcboozerilla
Male, 30-39, Europe
 649 Posts
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Sunday, February 03, 2013 1:29:54 AM
My advice is to delete OldOllie's internet. |
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cheeseb
Male, 30-39, Southern US
165 Posts
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Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:38:20 PM
Keep him. He's awesome. |
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 Metalcraze
Male, 18-29, Southern US
101 Posts
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Wednesday, January 30, 2013 12:34:49 AM
Damn,I hate Star Wars. |
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 Tia-Shadow
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
366 Posts
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Wednesday, January 30, 2013 12:24:13 AM
Duh. Put your hair up and ask him to call you Princess Lay-me.
Let shenanigans ensue. |
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 MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
1083 Posts
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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 12:16:11 AM
Just say: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo...... |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8755 Posts
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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 12:15:39 AM
If you're both 12 or under, just call him Darth Kickass. However, if you're older than 12, dump him. He's a f***tard loser, and he always will be. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5571 Posts
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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 12:12:53 AM
Gerry1of1
Reminds me of a old joke
New guy gets thrown in a cell with this huge bad hairy guy
its coming to lights out time,
Big hairy guy says to newbie,
'I like to play moms and dads, who would you like to be tonight'
new guy thinks, and says
'I'll be the dad'
'Ok says big hairy guy'
'I'll be mom then, come here and suck mommas C ock'
ahem |
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5571 Posts
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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 12:08:35 AM
sport a huge strap on dildo,
and tell him 'im going to enter your dark side' |
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 emmettyville
Female, 30-39, Australia
2745 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 11:50:50 PM
obvious, call him darth kickass and get on with life. |
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broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
702 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 10:26:16 PM
Dress up as Leia and give him a BJ. |
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 soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
955 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 6:04:37 PM
That's what a 12 year old mind does |
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 Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
1479 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 4:18:13 PM
If this is the only childish thing your boyfriend does to wind you up then I'd say you've found yourself a keeper. However if it is really bothering you do the same back to him...every time he tries to touch you up just say 'these aren't they titties you are looking for.' |
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 turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
1824 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 4:00:34 PM
Do what he says, and get back in the kitchen. |
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 Dover78
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
222 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 3:59:44 PM
Marry him would be my advice. |
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 LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
4268 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 3:09:47 PM
If he hasn't done his chores yet, tell him:
"Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you wash the dishes, nor given you telekinesis to take out the garbage."
He will probably try to force-choke you. Act like you are being choked and he'll think he really has the force. Then fake it in bed. |
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 fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
1417 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 10:58:49 AM
ORRRRRR...
You can wear this around the house and wait until his blood boils...
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 10:56:08 AM
Kick him in the nuts. Then when he's laying on the floor in the fetal position stand over him and say "Who's YOUR daddy Darth?" |
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Ilikelogic
Male, 40-49, Europe
292 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 10:53:23 AM
Do as he asks; Kick his ass and get a new boyfriend. |
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fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
1417 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 10:53:06 AM
My guess is, if you throw his poo out on the lawn and call the cops, he'll stop acting like a childish dickhead, at least for a moment. Problem solved. NEXT! |
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 lt633c
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
127 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 10:47:35 AM
Tell him to buy a life.....they're on sale at WalMart. |
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 Pandabee
Female, 30-39, Europe
727 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 9:59:05 AM
...use the force. |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16991 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 9:55:09 AM
New boyfriend: find one! Preferably a Star Trek fan... |
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 whirlygirl
Female, 30-39, Canada
91 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 9:45:34 AM
Marry him. He's a keeper. |
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 insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
668 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 9:23:13 AM
@Gerry: in your case the same instruction apply unless you prefer a different character. Even being gay, the Princess Leia outfit could still work with enough imagination.
using your best Yoda voice say the follwing:
Get me a towel bitch!
Oooooh, feeeeeel the Fooooorce
Like the little green thing, you do! |
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papajon0s1
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
221 Posts
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Monday, January 28, 2013 9:06:18 AM
Wow... a preview of Episode 7? Was this okayed by Disney? |
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