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Advice To The Lovelorn [Pic]

Hits: 13686 | Rating: (1.7) | Category: Funny | Added by: Gerry1of1
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mcboozerilla
Male, 30-39, Europe
 649 Posts
Sunday, February 03, 2013 1:29:54 AM
My advice is to delete OldOllie's internet.

cheeseb
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 216 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:38:20 PM
Keep him. He's awesome.

Metalcraze
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 101 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 12:34:49 AM
Damn,I hate Star Wars.

Tia-Shadow
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 367 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 12:24:13 AM
Duh. Put your hair up and ask him to call you Princess Lay-me.
Let shenanigans ensue.

MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1267 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 12:16:11 AM
Just say: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo......

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11721 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 12:15:39 AM
If you're both 12 or under, just call him Darth Kickass. However, if you're older than 12, dump him. He's a f***tard loser, and he always will be.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8221 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 12:12:53 AM
Gerry1of1
Reminds me of a old joke
New guy gets thrown in a cell with this huge bad hairy guy
its coming to lights out time,
Big hairy guy says to newbie,
'I like to play moms and dads, who would you like to be tonight'
new guy thinks, and says
'I'll be the dad'
'Ok says big hairy guy'
'I'll be mom then, come here and suck mommas C ock'
ahem

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8221 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 12:08:35 AM
sport a huge strap on dildo,
and tell him 'im going to enter your dark side'

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4113 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 11:50:50 PM
obvious, call him darth kickass and get on with life.

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 2157 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 10:26:16 PM
Dress up as Leia and give him a BJ.

soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
 1346 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 6:04:37 PM
That's what a 12 year old mind does

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2096 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 4:18:13 PM
If this is the only childish thing your boyfriend does to wind you up then I'd say you've found yourself a keeper. However if it is really bothering you do the same back to him...every time he tries to touch you up just say 'these aren't they titties you are looking for.'

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3056 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 4:00:34 PM

Do what he says, and get back in the kitchen.

Dover78
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 224 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 3:59:44 PM
Marry him would be my advice.

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4709 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 3:09:47 PM
If he hasn't done his chores yet, tell him:

"Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you wash the dishes, nor given you telekinesis to take out the garbage."

He will probably try to force-choke you. Act like you are being choked and he'll think he really has the force. Then fake it in bed.

fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1783 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 10:58:49 AM
ORRRRRR...
You can wear this around the house and wait until his blood boils...



freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11169 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 10:56:08 AM
Kick him in the nuts. Then when he's laying on the floor in the fetal position stand over him and say "Who's YOUR daddy Darth?"

Ilikelogic
Male, 40-49, Europe
 501 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 10:53:23 AM
Do as he asks; Kick his ass and get a new boyfriend.

fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1783 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 10:53:06 AM
My guess is, if you throw his poo out on the lawn and call the cops, he'll stop acting like a childish dickhead, at least for a moment. Problem solved. NEXT!

lt633c
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 141 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 10:47:35 AM
Tell him to buy a life.....they're on sale at WalMart.

Pandabee
Female, 40-49, Europe
 813 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 9:59:05 AM
...use the force.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21873 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 9:55:09 AM
New boyfriend: find one! Preferably a Star Trek fan...

whirlygirl
Female, 30-39, Canada
 222 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 9:45:34 AM
Marry him. He's a keeper.

insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 680 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 9:23:13 AM
@Gerry: in your case the same instruction apply unless you prefer a different character. Even being gay, the Princess Leia outfit could still work with enough imagination.

using your best Yoda voice say the follwing:

Get me a towel bitch!

Oooooh, feeeeeel the Fooooorce

Like the little green thing, you do!

papajon0s1
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 453 Posts
Monday, January 28, 2013 9:06:18 AM
Wow... a preview of Episode 7? Was this okayed by Disney?

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