 SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
 458 Posts
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Friday, January 25, 2013 1:13:43 AM
Alcohol's got a built in safety mechanism for me. By the time I'm drunk enough to get this desperate, my dick stops working. saved me a few times. |
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 SPrinkZ
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2134 Posts
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Thursday, January 24, 2013 11:35:05 AM
Getting more ass than most of these losers here still. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5554 Posts
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Thursday, January 24, 2013 12:18:02 AM
Gerry1of1
Half eight in the morning here now,
and still feck all is happening
thought I'd give you a future heads up !! |
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5554 Posts
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Thursday, January 24, 2013 12:15:35 AM
Ive seen some terrible things in my life
death, carnage, suffering
Even visited Bradford
But nothing compares to this image of downright
desperation.
I fear I will never overcome the emotional shock
and will be traumatised for a very long time
I fear a port and Brandy with a special brew chaser is in order
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25658 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 11:00:33 PM
@ FeeFee - no, but I like this one the best. |
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 drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
1401 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 12:48:47 PM
Gerry, you're right. I'll unblock the other posts now |
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 FeeFee
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
572 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 12:23:57 PM
Gerry, I'm kind of curious...is this the only site you look at? XD |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25658 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 11:13:12 AM
drawman, let me guess. People will argue about god, evolution, guns, and what exactly is "legitimate" rape? amiright? doigetaprize? |
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drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
1401 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 10:35:40 AM
Gerry, you're right. It's early evening here now. Do you want me to tell you what will happen today or would you rather have the surprise? |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25658 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 10:22:22 AM
I'm bored.
It's 10:20 am Pacific and nothing new posted yet.
I'm bored.
That means it's nearly 1:30 in the afternoon on the right coast and nothing new.
They must really be bored.
Wow.... imagine how bored Europe has to be right now. Just think about it!
I thought about that for a minute. Now I'm bored again. |
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Muert
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
134 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 7:43:18 AM
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and claim he is a wingman, taking one for the team. |
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 FartCommandr
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
83 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 7:30:14 AM
i would say something, but I have done same thing. oh the shame!
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 KAKABAKA
Male, 30-39, Western US
392 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 7:18:05 AM
NO.
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25658 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 6:33:00 AM
From now on we'll just call him "Grenadier". |
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 fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
1413 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 6:30:55 AM
Totally understandable. His name is Burrito. |
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 tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
2824 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 4:41:15 AM
I have never been that drunk. |
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drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
1401 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 4:19:12 AM
Usually when couples whisper in each others ears that they will get them home and eat them it is classed as foreplay |
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 Reignblazer
Male, 18-29, Europe
1559 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 3:48:48 AM
This is exactly why you need a wingman. |
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 New_Guy
Male, 30-39, Europe
329 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 1:58:36 AM
damn she must be so drunk... look at him. I mean come on, just look! |
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 sharpydufc
Male, 18-29, Europe
89 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 1:19:08 AM
im so gland fancy is back... i was missing the reposts. |
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SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
458 Posts
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013 1:01:05 AM
DUDE!! what are you doing!!? |
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 RAFTE
Male, 18-29, Western US
18 Posts
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Tuesday, January 22, 2013 11:02:55 PM
he cant get away because his hand is stuck ! pour guy  PS. she probably imagining BBQ sauce on him!!! |
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 mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1785 Posts
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Tuesday, January 22, 2013 10:25:56 PM
his life is over.... |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Tuesday, January 22, 2013 9:58:38 PM
There isn't enough alcohol on the planet...... |
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 stagefreak
Male, 18-29, Southern US
363 Posts
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Tuesday, January 22, 2013 9:21:58 PM
she ain't kissing him. she's about to eat him. |
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