 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 5554 Posts
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Thursday, January 17, 2013 2:49:34 AM
MacGuffin
I fear you speak the truth |
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 SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
458 Posts
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 8:39:19 PM
My solution? I'd strip naked, and tussle up my hair. that way people would just think that you're mentally ill and you would receive sympathy instead of laughter. |
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 SFVitale
Male, 40-49, Western US
441 Posts
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 12:14:14 PM
Now that's a bad day. What did you do the night before, girl? |
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 InTheNameOf
Male, 30-39, Western US
329 Posts
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 11:39:47 AM
"And the worrying thing is, most men would still do her. Even that day."
Yep, and in the poo hole if she didn't object too much! |
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tnaran
Male, 30-39, Canada
211 Posts
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 11:36:25 AM
I feel consoled knowing other people, pretty people, shart too.  |
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 MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
2597 Posts
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 11:33:32 AM
And the worrying thing is, most men would still do her. Even that day. |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10249 Posts
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 8:14:21 AM
I'd invite her to shower with me! |
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 discardderek
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
45 Posts
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 6:53:57 AM
come on everybody do the dookie dance. |
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 mntlmstrbtr
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
739 Posts
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 6:28:01 AM
She didn't sit in anything... that's definite shart. |
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 banur
Male, 18-29, Europe
248 Posts
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 3:34:23 AM
Actually it looks like she sat down in somthing, or slipped.
It's dripping from her cheeks... |
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 Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
1544 Posts
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 2:32:04 AM
Never wear white when you need a pooe
Always wear black to cover your crack... |
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tedgp
Male, 30-39, Europe
2932 Posts
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 1:45:21 AM
Actually it looks like she sat down in somthing, or slipped. |
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 ElijaBlack
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
216 Posts
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 12:52:29 AM
@thelonious later thought I'd take a chance tried to fart and **** my pants. |
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5554 Posts
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 12:31:52 AM
Oh lordy lord lord
her arse has smited her |
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 turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
1821 Posts
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013 11:21:34 PM
HAHAHAHAHA! |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16973 Posts
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013 10:07:41 PM
There's a fetish for that!
And I wish I were kidding... |
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drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
775 Posts
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013 8:29:38 PM
Why, oh why, is she touching it?!?! |
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 thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
3200 Posts
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013 7:58:10 PM
Here I sit, broken hearted, tried to shiat, but only...wait, not! |
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 DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2094 Posts
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013 7:32:47 PM
I'd lend her my pants, but we won't need them! ... after she showers |
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 Dr_Sexy
Male, 30-39, Europe
1520 Posts
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013 7:26:05 PM
She looks hot, that would be the perfect time to hit on her, "excuse me miss you seem to have had a bottom accident, I shall gladly direct you to the nearest toilet if you agree to go on a date with me this saturday. " classy. |
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 McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
678 Posts
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013 7:10:27 PM
Well...sh*t happens. *har har har* |
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 whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2263 Posts
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013 6:51:15 PM
Looks like she ate corn too, hahaha!!! |
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 SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
3360 Posts
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013 6:26:59 PM
WTF, is this s#!t?
 |
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BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1317 Posts
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013 6:26:09 PM
Macguffin? |
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 SCfan
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1665 Posts
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013 6:11:40 PM
That...is terrible. |
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