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The Toilets At O'Hare Airport In Chicago

Hits: 14336 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Science | Added by: gary8162
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Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4546 Posts
Monday, January 14, 2013 3:19:02 PM
indisguise knows what's up. Anyone who thinks this is stupid and wasteful needs to spend some time cleaning public restrooms. These things are genius and awesome.

USAF27
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 97 Posts
Monday, January 14, 2013 12:05:38 PM
Maybe this technology could be incorporated into my underwear

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13431 Posts
Monday, January 14, 2013 9:08:06 AM
Hmmm whoops I though it was an automated ass wiper with a new synthetic toilet paper!!

IRockYeah
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2581 Posts
Monday, January 14, 2013 6:13:26 AM
What is the matter with you people? Just wipe the god damn seat with toilet paper for crying out loud.

Also, "And now I'm ready to take a huge sh*t"

Hilarious.

SnoopyBG
Male, 18-29, Europe
 648 Posts
Monday, January 14, 2013 3:39:28 AM
Ok, next time someone uses this, write something on the plastic and see if it comes around again.
Write: "It just rotates,you are fu cked"

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5181 Posts
Monday, January 14, 2013 2:34:19 AM
"That still looks... Cold..."

Sealamino
Male, 18-29, Western US
 6 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 9:02:57 PM
Yup same piece of plastic going in a circle

kemic
Male, 18-29, Europe
 164 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 8:13:19 PM
it's the same piece of plastic every time dude.

Patrolboat
Male, 18-29, Western US
 108 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 7:00:02 PM
been there, shat on that

DertMerchant
Male, 18-29, Canada
 311 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 5:25:17 PM
I witnessed this first hand. I thought I was hallucinating when it kicked in automatically. Other than these, the airport is pretty much a bus station with security.

reija
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 57 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 4:17:09 PM
I've also seen these at the Detroit airport, they're actually pretty cool...but I still chose the "hover maneuver"

Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1229 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 4:15:02 PM
That isn't a dirty word in there. Tell the boy already.

Pandabee
Female, 40-49, Europe
 833 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 2:16:38 PM
But what they fail to mention is that the cover's just a small circle of plastic, with two black lines on it. It just fits the seat and the mechanism just keeps turning it round.....Muahhahaha!!

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3663 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 1:56:12 PM

I always bring my toilet seat from home. My ass is far too special to sit on the same seat as common slobs.

YugureKage
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1211 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 12:53:34 PM
meh, not as impressive as Japanese bathrooms/toilets...but close Chicago, well done.

indisguise
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 267 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 12:52:36 PM
Glad I could help, Smagboy!

@ carmium - My point exactly!

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 12:46:26 PM
What? 2013 is the first time you've seen this? I wish they were all like this as some women (especially unspecified minorities) like to hover and spray like a cat.

Crizzy777
Male, 18-29, Europe
 111 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 11:22:36 AM
move hands twice to the sensor to "recycle"...

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4243 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 11:14:37 AM
Okay, indisguise, I'm convinced. I've learned something new today, and I appreciate the explanation!

indisguise
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 267 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 10:58:04 AM
Smagboy - the plastic is largely recyclable. And I can totally dig where you're coming from with just wiping the seat - it's what I generally do in this situation. The problem is we have had a massive increase of people who come from countries where squat toilets are the norm and a lot of those people (women especially - trust me I know) don't seem to want to use the toilet properly. They hover over the seat, and in some cases stand on it - I have entered stalls and found footprints on the seats. Then there's the other folks who will insist on not setting their naked arse on a seat where other naked arses have sat before them. It's completely stupid, yes, but the auto covers do eliminate a lot of the mess that used to happen in public restrooms. When we started using them, we noticed an immediate reduction in bathroom trash - especially on the floor - which some underpaid schmuck (me) used to have to clean up several times per shift.

SephirothA83
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 962 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 10:54:35 AM
haha i love the end of it

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25647 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 10:51:34 AM
This is a good idea, yes?
Better than nothing, eh? (as several lady-IABers have pointed out)

WorldOfJames
Male, 18-29, Europe
 932 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 10:37:49 AM
lol this is Amir from collegehumour filming this

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4243 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 10:22:57 AM
Well, indisguise, for one thing, it's plastic. Yards and yards of it, whether the person would normally use a cover or not. But, I will admit that you taught me something. As a guy, when I go to sit down, I just get about six inches of TP and wipe the seat. That's it. Definitely don't cover it. It's a shame because it's not like there's tons of disease on those things. Oh well.

Finker
Male, 40-49, Europe
 506 Posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013 10:22:44 AM
& to think digging a hole in the ground used to work fine, how did people cope before paranoia saved them from their sane existance?

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