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Don't Mix Kick-Assery And Christianity Please [Pic

Hits: 12715 | Rating: (1.6) | Category: Sports | Added by: fancylad
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SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
 458 Posts
Saturday, January 12, 2013 6:33:52 AM
This.

lt633c
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 143 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 11:47:18 PM
"Say you love Jesus, or I'll pull your arm off and beat you to death with it !"

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 10:37:52 AM
@zach: You tell them. Kill any and all detractors of the Christian Dojo. Then three days later, once they've learned their lesson, bring 'em back to life again.

Zach82
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 320 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 9:22:58 AM
You have offended my dojo and my sensei, and for that you will pay with your life. I will avenge the honor of Totally Christian Karate!

GhettoNinja
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 889 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 8:55:18 AM
lol@macguffin


MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 8:54:42 AM
@papajon: I do. And I've been doing it for 25 years. If you think martial arts aren't at least partly about kicking arses, you're mistaken. Next you'll be telling me God told you that golf isn't about hitting little balls with sticks.

papajon0s1
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 579 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 8:36:51 AM
Agree with @darkmagic14n. And why not have a Christian form of martial art? If it gets you from wherever you are to be one step closer to God, then I say go for it. I would have loved that when I was youn...ger. What a great way to reach kids you may not be able to do otherwise. I think it would be awesome to develop a series of martial art moves based around a philosophy of christ-like principles. Again, who says it's about kicking ass?

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 8:31:05 AM
Quite right, there is no such thing as "Christian Karate". There is such a thing as Muslim Karate. A friend of mine does it. He said he could loan me a few DVDs of them doing their stuff, and asked if I wanted him to stick the Koran on there too? Just to be polite, I said, "sure, burn me a copy", and that's when the problems started...

I'm here all week. :|

GhettoNinja
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 889 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 8:10:18 AM
"Ready christians! Turn the other cheek!" What kind of martial art is that?

There is no "christian karate" except in some deluded Christians head. But hey...why start questioning their vivid imagination now right?

It would only be a few thousand years too late.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13611 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 7:12:33 AM
Kung FU JESUS!!!

Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!!!

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 6:27:44 AM
Yeah, that must be the case darkmagic.

(cough) tosser (cough)

darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 1:43:22 AM
clearly nobody in this thread has taken karate. karate is not about 'kicking ass'

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 12:32:01 AM
This is one of your better thread titles, fancy. It just made me LOL (which is actually a Bad Thing since I'm on the train on my way into work right now :o ).

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12066 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 12:03:04 AM
If Jebus knew karate he could have used his cross as a lethal chopping move and get off with being
nailed up to the blinking thing
Would have thought his dad would have told him this
Shame on you Jebus's dad
You may boast about immaculate conception but
Not teaching your son self defence - well
go hang your head big beardy sort

Tobunshi
Male, 18-29, Europe
 681 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:26:20 PM
@5Cats

It's their RIGHT to be wrong, and it's everyone else's RIGHT to think that they're batpoo insane.

razbitom
Male, 40-49, Australia
 845 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:05:33 PM
it's sunday?

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 8:14:21 PM
Sweep the leg! You have a problem with that?

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26636 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 8:03:24 PM
Some people believe that Karate and other "martial arts" have a spiritual element which is contrary to Christain values & teachings.

Perhaps they're wrong, but it's their RIGHT to be wrong, ok?
And if the people who run the business WANT to name it that? It's their right as well.

Lib-tards, ffs.

Wait, is this (yet another) Christian bashing post? Should I put up some catgirls???

Fancysucksss
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1051 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 7:10:56 PM
Wow..I try so hard not to talk poo about christians. So drating hard. But they really set themselves up for it.

Swash
Male, 30-39, Australia
 225 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 6:55:47 PM
My ninjitsu sempai is christian. He's also a hairdresser. And my wife's older brother.

YANKmyDOODLE
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 774 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 5:57:30 PM
I kick ass for the Lord!

soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
 1560 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 5:52:26 PM
I am so sick of religous groups spewing their BS -but none more the the"christians'!
Keep it to youself!!

gothmo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1328 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 5:29:05 PM
What makes normal karate not christian? o-o I mean I guess you could have a super traditional sensei or something...

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 5:28:09 PM
Why is being Christian important?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 4:58:21 PM

BC = Badass Christian



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