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Yahoo Answers!: If I Ate Myself... [Pic]

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Male, 30-39, Southern US
 200 Posts
Monday, January 14, 2013 6:02:26 PM
Yeah, you weigh the same. Until you take a dump, that is.

Male, 40-49, Europe
 506 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 8:17:15 AM
@Kaagan but if you chew your finger off and digest it then is it still part of you or just the contents of your stomach (that can be deducted from your actual weight)?

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1574 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 6:10:45 AM
you would remain the same weight regardless because matter cant not be destoryed and you are only displacing matter when you eat it. so if you ate yourself you are not moving after away or towards you and will remain the same weight.

Male, 50-59, Europe
 77 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 5:56:27 AM
U would weight half because when U ate the first half U die.

Male, 40-49, Europe
 12850 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 12:55:20 AM
Twat nuff said

Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15860 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:06:05 PM
If I could eat myself, I'd never have gotten married.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 603 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:44:09 PM
Assuming this was possible, you would turn out slightly smaller:
For every 1 unit of mass of yourself that you eat, you ingest an additional 1 unit of mass while losing the same amount. This should result in equilibrium and no change, but the process is not not 100% efficient, so your resulting mass would be slightly less.

Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 7:40:28 PM
you cant eat your own mouth and eating your anus would make it impossible to poop yourself, therefore you cant eat yourself

Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5329 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 6:08:08 PM
...then weigh yourself again..

You'd weigh less depending on how hard and long you tried (perspiration vapor.)

Male, 30-39, Australia
 1205 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 4:26:31 PM
to test, you could weigh yourself, masterbate into your hand, eat the spoof then weigh yourself again

Male, 50-59, Canada
 27727 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 3:58:25 PM
If you could regerate really, VERY fast? You'd still die eventually since the energy required to chew & digest wouldn't be replaced.

It's like a vampire sucking his/her own blood, eh?

Male, 18-29, Europe
 2311 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 2:01:03 PM
"you will be 0-60% poo and then you die."


Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 1:20:14 PM
Conservation of matter rule says your weight (mass) would stay exactly the same. Although, you'd have to count any stuff you spilled on the floor and anything you lost to the air in the effort.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 481 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 12:44:18 PM

Male, 18-29, Europe
 638 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 12:19:48 PM
depending on which part you decide to cut off first and how long you take to eat yourself, you will be 0-60% poo and then you die.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:56:26 AM
Link: Yahoo Answers!: If I Ate Myself... [Pic] [Rate Link] - There's gotta be a way to test this theory.

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