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I Pledge Allegiance, To The Flag... [Pic]

Hits: 12624 | Rating: (2.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13217 Posts
Friday, January 11, 2013 6:05:33 AM
@Draculya

So you're just getting new underwear?

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11791 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 5:07:02 PM
I'm going to get some stars n stripes briefs and forget to wipe my butt

malikymoo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2039 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 2:50:27 PM
u can always spot tourists

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24388 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 2:31:54 PM
As @auburnjunky has wisely pointed out:
>>A bit of cloth coloured as the US Flag doesn't make it "a US Flag" which gets covered by "Flag Laws".

Even burning a real US Flag is OK as a 1st Amendment right. Didn't you watch 8 years of Anti-Bush "rallies"?

AltairWolfe
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 20 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 12:35:14 PM
We do THIS to our flag and then people call it an abomination when a protester burns one, because we HAVE to respect the flag. I'm sorry, but when you can no longer say that somebody has skid marks on their American Flag boxers... you can talk to me about respect. ROFL

Finker
Male, 40-49, Europe
 506 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:03:35 AM
I guess, but for royalists there is of course another solution.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13217 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 8:51:32 AM
everyone does that


Mmmmmm no everyone doesn't do that.

Finker
Male, 40-49, Europe
 506 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 8:46:07 AM
@McGovern1981, doing it for the olympics is a bit different, everyone does that


freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11630 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 8:20:36 AM
SpermNinja - you had me at "copious amounts of beer".

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5689 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 6:44:16 AM
We save this kind of thing for Canada Day, although I'm sure there are a scant few that don't.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13217 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 6:39:40 AM
Two can play this game!

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5374 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 5:27:42 AM
They are even looking at a map telling them what all that water is.

Swash
Male, 30-39, Australia
 225 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 5:00:14 AM
Wait, does that mean you could set them on fire and claim it's legal under the constitution?

And SpermNinja, I fully agree about Australia day. I also live in the middle of the largest Iraqi community in Australia, which just happened to already have a huge generational welfare problem before that - with a bit of luck we won't have any patriots setting fire to the neighbourhood.

fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1895 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 4:40:07 AM
...pretty sure your nads aren't supposed to be quite that close to Old Glory.

SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
 458 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 2:47:59 AM
That is so tacky. It's starting to become a thing here too, unfortunately. we've got Australia day coming up, which means people driving around with cheap chinese-made Aussie flags hanging off their cars, So-cro tatts sinking copious amounts of beer, and picking fights with immigrants/tourists. 9 out of 10 of us probably couldn't even tell you what the day signifies.
It's funny that a day of 'national pride' is the one I'm most ashamed of.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10032 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 1:10:20 AM
Oh you Americans!

Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
 1205 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 12:04:08 AM
but they still look retarded

merica, drat yea

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 9955 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 10:01:36 PM
Those are not American flags. They are dyed cloth meant to portray, but not actual flags, so they do not violate the flag code.

If the shirts and shorts were made of actual American Flags, that were purposed as American flags before they became clothing, then it would violate it.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11630 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 8:35:10 PM
I pledge allegiance, to the big, dumb rednecks...

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 8:32:27 PM
Good lord. Does he have a flag wedgie into his sweaty checks? They used to try and crack down on hippies wearing the flag because of disrespect. Now, where is your goad?

kingdomCome
Male, 18-29, Europe
 336 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 7:16:01 PM
No mention of flag wearing man borrowing his son's legs?
I am disappoint

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2236 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 7:07:30 PM
"This is a U.S. federal law, but there is no penalty for failure to comply with it. In fact, the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that punitive enforcement would conflict with the First Amendment right to freedom of speech."

Ah ha! United States Flag Code

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10224 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 7:04:07 PM
That is illegal in the US.


Actually no it isn't, as the SCOTUS has ruled that enforcing it would conflict with the First Amendment. As far as anyone's concerned it's simply guidelines written in statute.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2236 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 7:01:50 PM
Illegal? How can that be? That would violate the first amendment.

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3258 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 7:01:44 PM
Oh look! It's OldOllie and his sister!

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