 InTheNameOf
Male, 30-39, Western US
 331 Posts
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Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:45:50 AM
Ah, yes, nothing like a baptism in the sacred kiddie pool. Can I get a plastic jesus to hang from my rear-view mirror to commemorate the event? |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2521 Posts
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Thursday, January 10, 2013 12:56:31 AM
"...And, after that day, Darian the Pious was for ever unable to go five minutes without swearing, along with having an irrational fear of kiddie pools.." |
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 cheeseb
Male, 30-39, Southern US
177 Posts
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Wednesday, January 09, 2013 9:22:14 PM
Ima baptize the SH*T out yo A$$!! |
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 CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
14460 Posts
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Wednesday, January 09, 2013 12:17:52 PM
That was more of a slam dunk than a baptism. |
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 IRockYeah
Male, 30-39, Europe
2155 Posts
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Wednesday, January 09, 2013 6:10:02 AM
Either that or Westboro will waterboard you. |
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 Lord_Jereth
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
562 Posts
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Wednesday, January 09, 2013 3:44:36 AM
"Yeah, aight. You wanna be saved? You saved, biatch! Now git yo azz outta my pool!
 LJ |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5949 Posts
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Wednesday, January 09, 2013 1:42:22 AM
Looks a tad vigorous
I would have to twat the sod |
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 drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
1561 Posts
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Wednesday, January 09, 2013 12:57:48 AM
"Grrr...I said, praise the Lord" |
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 eduardoleon
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
499 Posts
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Wednesday, January 09, 2013 12:16:18 AM
i lold now i'm going to hell |
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 carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4277 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 9:47:27 PM
Another in a recent rash of forcible baptisms. |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9911 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 8:22:22 PM
Then the fat guy stands up and sits on the guy who threw him into the water. Game over. |
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 davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
11693 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 7:46:35 PM
Not sure if Baptism or waterboarding... |
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thesandwich
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
150 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 7:25:49 PM
It's not okay if he dies. The Catholic (I know it's a sect of Christianity) religion says you have to eat his body and drink his blood or you will go to hell. Quick shove some crackers and wine down his throat. |
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 soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
978 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 6:58:16 PM
Another silly club hazing |
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 ReBoot
Male, 18-29, Canada
200 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 6:52:16 PM
The inflatable pool really detracts fro the holiness imo
Still, i suppose it makes just as much sense as any other baptism lol
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 TuckFarted
Female, 18-29, Europe
87 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 6:27:48 PM
'Smack my bitch up' by the Prodigy would be a good song for this gif... |
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 Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2764 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 6:01:15 PM
FINISH HIM |
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 HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
3062 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 5:52:45 PM
If you think being dunked in a pool of water somehow makes an omniscient sky lord love you more you should probably drown anyway. It will be better for the gene pool. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
26255 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 5:32:23 PM
It's okay, if you die in a state of grace you go to heaven. |
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 Sistarose
Female, 30-39, Australia
371 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 5:30:48 PM
"Do you feel the holly spirit?" Not sure, is it a little like drowning while a shark thrashes you around. |
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 ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2197 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 5:09:33 PM
and people ask me why i'm atheist |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2514 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 4:57:41 PM
Link: Death By Baptism? [Pic] [Rate Link] - There's gotta be an easier way to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. |
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