 durdikkimeng
Male, 50-59, Europe
 257 Posts
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Thursday, January 10, 2013 3:09:59 PM
What was that? Sponsored by Disney? How about, Wolverine makes a hole big enough to get in, then screaming and snarling ensues. Wolverine has to enlarge hole to leave due to ingestion of human. Wolverine turns to camera and burps. Wolverine exits any way it likes. |
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onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
1242 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 11:20:15 AM
I'd rather die by wolverine than by monkey. |
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 thefatviking
Male, 18-29, Europe
151 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 10:13:31 AM
Wolverines are total badasses! But would you expect any less from a 40lbs animal that can kill bears and moose? |
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 FartCommandr
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
83 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 9:15:46 AM
yeah, lets put a Wolverine in its natural environment and make him think he is getting a dinner.... then he eats your face and you ask why? |
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 turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
1775 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 1:12:16 AM
Wolverines are not pets! They belong in their natural environment...killing commies. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5504 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 12:53:42 AM
Awesome
real awesome |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6277 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 11:42:13 PM
I would laugh if a wild wolverine found him first.
Nom |
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 davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
11676 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 11:34:04 PM
That was f*cking awesome. |
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 botfly
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
549 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 10:33:55 PM
It would have been better if it was a grizzly bear. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8710 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 9:52:59 PM
"Thanks guy! You saved me. Yeah, that's a good bARRRGH! NO! STOP! HE'S EATING MY FACE! SHOOT HIM! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT HIM!" |
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 Hylia
Female, 30-39, Europe
59 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 9:30:27 PM
Wolverines are real mean animals.
There is no way in the wild this guy wouldn't be dead.
Tho now, I can't stop thinking how completely irresponsible, dangerous, yet badass it would be to have a pet wolverine... |
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TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
1183 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 9:16:48 PM
if this was discovery for wolverines, the story would have went something like "joe goes hunting. He happens upon a deep pile of snow with something rustling underneath. "food!" he says "now my family will have something to eat in the cold winter" Joe digs and digs and reaches in, "a snake," he remarks, and bites it and tries to yank it out, thinking of all the suppers this tasty snake will make, "a very long snake!". Then a human pops out. He tries to eat him but he's wearing to much armour. Dismayed about the greater opponent who could easly eat him right now, Joe leaves to find a better meal |
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 Dead-Kittens
Male, 30-39, Canada
836 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 8:39:44 PM
hmm..so ifi am lost in the woods and starving..I need only bury myself in a layer of snow and my next meal will come find me....ingenious. |
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 Fancysucksss
Male, 18-29, Western US
1051 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 8:19:39 PM
I know what I'm asking for my next chrismabirthday! Rescue Wolverine baby |
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 carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4017 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 7:30:59 PM
Ah shore ain't seed nuttin' like that afore. (What? My computer is stuck on American spelling or something...) |
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soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
949 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 6:44:20 PM
Then he ate the guy |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 6:40:10 PM
So it dug him out and didn't rip out his throat? What a letdown. |
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 Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
1270 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 5:54:08 PM
Weren't St. Bernard's pretty much bred entirely to do this job? |
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 kitteh9lives
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
975 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 5:25:28 PM
Link: Wolverine To The Rescue?! [Rate Link] - Buried in snow, would you want to be rescued by a tenacious wolverine? We aren't talking about the Xmen character either |
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