 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2520 Posts
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Wednesday, January 09, 2013 7:34:25 AM
F***ing pussies! Run faster!!
Or, just flip the f***ing direction switch, stupid humans. |
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 CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2994 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 2:53:55 PM
stairs are better anyways. only fatties take the elevator |
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 Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
720 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 12:12:06 PM
I read the title as MC Escher thought today was backwards day. I'm so sad now after watching the video. Escalators have a stop button on both ends, you can see it at :53 seconds. Fail. |
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 NNoamfer
Male, 13-17, Asia
1033 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 8:42:56 AM
Use the drating stairs, are you really that pathetic to have to use an escalator. It's a drating chainsaw elevator... |
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 Neoptolemos
Male, 18-29, Europe
375 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 3:49:28 AM
What a bunch of whiny pansies! |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5922 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 1:41:58 AM
Sad humans
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 Ripper398
Male, 18-29, Western US
1314 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013 12:44:03 AM
I would hate to be the last person on that thing when it decided to lunge backwards. It's all fun and games, until an escalator starts dumping bodies on you. |
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 MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
1101 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 10:55:44 PM
That's nothing, last week the power went out, I was stuck on the escalator for more than an hour. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8945 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 10:14:21 PM
"Oh my God! I've never been on an escalator that goes DOWN! What will we do?"
"Oh, I don't know...maybe we could turn around, ride it down, and step off when we get to the bottom." |
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 MountainBord
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
1898 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 8:09:44 PM
who is that lady sobbing? lol i want to know why! |
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 Huey
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
149 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 4:29:37 PM
find, then press the emergency stop button ( I 100% guarantee/bet my life there is one quite visible near the stairs, top AND bottom ) Then proceed to walk up the stairs. then, get on with life.
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
26239 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 3:17:24 PM
A machine is broken and that really throws people's minds out of whack doesn't it. However did we get out of caves? |
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Randy4861
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
156 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 3:12:37 PM
Tomorrows headline will read, 300 lawsuites filed in NJ elevator tragedy. |
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 ByOwlPost
Female, 18-29, Western US
520 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 3:06:49 PM
It's like people have forgotten how to use stairs.. If you're suddenly going backwards.. Walk upwards briskly to avoid congestion. :P |
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 Zeegrr60
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
1525 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 3:00:50 PM
Path train.New Jersey. Chris Christies fault. |
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 Fantom2993
Male, 18-29, Western US
342 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 2:37:00 PM
Going down? No? Wanna bet? HAHAHAHA |
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 HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
2082 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 2:33:48 PM
SOMEONE IS AT FAULT! FIGURE OUT WHO SO I CAN SUUUUUUUUUUE |
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ledgehead
Male, 40-49, Canada
469 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 2:15:31 PM
I see a lawsuit by the "squeaky" lady. |
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 ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
5329 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 1:59:24 PM
my knee is scraped. OH MAH GAAAAAWWWDDD!!!!!!!!! |
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 whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2370 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 1:46:14 PM
@osirisascend - Agreed, drives me f*cking crazy when I see these dumb people recording videos with their smart phones. How hard is it to rotate the phone so you're holding it in a landscape orientation to take video? |
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 Bremir
Male, 18-29, Europe
363 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 1:40:40 PM
Well, they were all a little over dramatic about the situation, weren't they? By the way people reacted to it you'd have thought something far worse had happened.
"Something terrible happened to me today! Oh my God, it almost killed me!"
"What was it!?"
"The escalator was going backwards! Honest, I thought I was going to die!"
"Moron." |
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 elderban99
Male, 40-49, Southern US
158 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 1:35:10 PM
Geee...should I hit the emergency stop button or try going up the down escalator...? Stupid people are stupid. |
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 lukeforv123
Male, 18-29, Western US
906 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 1:27:23 PM
Get the governors fat ass on there, he could use the exercise |
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 osirisascend
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
2844 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 1:18:58 PM
The number of people who cannot figure out how to properly orient their phone when they're using it to shoot video is absolutely appalling.
We're doomed as a species. |
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 TruTenrMan
Male, 30-39, Southern US
2219 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 1:14:49 PM
What's with the squealing lady? |
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