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A Second US Civil War, What If? [Pic+]

Hits: 13228 | Rating: (2.0) | Category: Misc. | Added by: DuckBoy87
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Hiptalamus
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 12 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 5:28:44 PM
drat that poo, Tennessee would win.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2013 11:35:32 AM
PaperDuck, if your aunt had balls I would totally date her.

Especially if they were shiny and clanked when she walked.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13605 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2013 7:41:35 AM
the reality is most gun owners couldn't hit a barn door if they were holding the handle


Care to put money on that?

Oh look, yet another American that can't differentiate between the actions of a country and the beliefs espoused by someone that just happens to live there.


ROFL!!!! Oh look Macthunderkunt typing before thinking that's different.....

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13605 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2013 7:37:09 AM
This is utter crap though civil wars don't follow state lines.

ihavenoidea
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 30 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2013 7:36:37 AM
There are just way too many black people down here for us to return to a "confederacy" mindset.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13605 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2013 7:36:18 AM
Consider the fact that we'd have NATO and U.N forces kicking your narrow-minded asses as well.


ROFL!!!! The blue helmets don't deploy for anything just talk in circles.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12741 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2013 5:42:48 AM
It would be no fun without the complete deployment of the entire nuclear stockpile.

At the first sign of war, I'd go long twenty contracts of marshmallows.

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3379 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 9:09:25 PM
The war would arbitrarily be lost by whichever side got stuck with Florida.

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1709 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:03:35 PM
This is like writing a 20 page essay with the title "If my aunt had balls, what if?"

Bakcagain21
Male, 18-29, Europe
 553 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 11:43:21 AM
(cont) Live with it or think before you speak!

Bakcagain21
Male, 18-29, Europe
 553 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 11:41:43 AM
@MacGuffin No I'm attributing an opinion from you I've gathered from multiple ramblings done by you.

You are the one that tarnished this solider as killing civilians with no other evidence then he is a US soldier. You remind me of this girl I know Yara, very patronising and means well but a bit of an idiot. There was the time she was lambasting the entire police force (despite never experiencing any racism herself) until someone stepped up stating his father isn't racist or part of any of the stigma. Then again talking about soldiers killing babies and civilians until my friend who'd just come back from a tour kindly explained what he'd been doing and how he hadn't been involved in any crap like that.

You even have taken offence yourself for being tarred with same brush as the British government with IRA and Mau Mau. Same thing you do to others. As long as you presume every soldier is killing Afghans as a day job people will call you up on it. Live with it or think be

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 10:02:02 AM

Hey MacGuffin- why don't you stick to starving Irish political prisoners and castrating Mau-Mau's, and STF up?


Oh look, yet another American that can't differentiate between the actions of a country and the beliefs espoused by someone that just happens to live there.

I was eight years old when the hunger strikes took place, and the Mau Mau rebellion happened thirty years before I was even born, dickhead. I took part in and am responsible for neither. And unlike you, I'm not so wrapped up in jingoism and misplaced patriotism that I'm incapable of criticising my country's actions in both. Have a look at the links I've submitted to IAB, and you'll see there's one in there where I criticise the actions of the British government in torturing civilians during the Mau Mau uprising.

If only more Americans were as willing as me to criticise their own government and country's misdeeds you'd sound less like the bunch of pathetic hypocrites you do.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 9:55:52 AM

@MacGuffin Do you really believe every solider has or want's to kill civilians?


Yes, that's exactly what I said. Word for word. You didn't miss anything out, misinterpret my words, or miss the fact that I am a former soldier myself. Well done on getting All Of The Above exactly right, and not making up your own views then attributing them to me just so you can be 'outraged' about them.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2709 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 9:42:28 AM
I do however think you're on the right tracks with your thoughts of the military OldOllie, but which is going to be greater for someone in the military? Their loyalty to the oath for country, or their loyalty to friends and family who may be from a state they are asked to fight against? Which is what happens during a lot of civil conflicts....a lot of the professional military decide to hoof it to side with family members who are on the wrong side of the divide.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2709 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 9:39:38 AM
"They will be supported by the overwhelming majority of gun owners who are also Republicans"

Of which only a small percentage have any military or tactical training and even though they like to think a day paintballing and playing CoD makes them Rambo personified, the reality is most gun owners couldn't hit a barn door if they were holding the handle.....just because you own something doesn't make you useful with it. I own a set of golf clubs and have for years, even with practice I'm still poo.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15078 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 8:57:13 AM
OldOllie: " The red states are going to fight the federal government while the blue states $#!+ their diapers."

With what Army? Please, you old con. Consider the fact that we'd have NATO and U.N forces kicking your narrow-minded asses as well.


Most of the military and police will side with the Red states because they are overwhelming Republicans who will honor their oaths go support and defend the constitution, not the statist thug who happens to be living in the White House. They will be supported by the overwhelming majority of gun owners who are also Republicans. Non-American NATO "allies" and the UN will be among the diaper$#!++ers.

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3261 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 7:59:19 AM
OldOllie: " The red states are going to fight the federal government while the blue states $#!+ their diapers."

With what Army? Please, you old con. Consider the fact that we'd have NATO and U.N forces kicking your narrow-minded asses as well.

BlankTom
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 6560 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 7:20:30 AM
@MacGuffin, he wasn't the one who came up with the question - he just answered it. I don't know why it's so hard for you to comprehend that.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6273 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 6:14:58 AM
You guys should totally do this. You would soon find out that all those immigrants who love taking your handouts are suddenly not so keen to be American citizens after all.

Bakcagain21
Male, 18-29, Europe
 553 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 3:44:22 AM
@MacGuffin Do you really believe every solider has or want's to kill civilians? Try meeting some and actually talking about what the majority do for a change

Edgarska19
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1052 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 2:38:59 AM
@Gerry1of1


It doesn't matter how divided we are, most Californians would rather die than see any southern state take over.
We would set aside our differences for some time.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Saturday, January 05, 2013 11:21:14 PM

It does make me wonder what the Second American Revolution will be like.
A velvet revolution like Russia, or secession? Or armed conflict?
I dunno, but it'll be interesting for Europe to watch. lol

scapegoat7
Male, 18-29, Western US
 201 Posts
Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:37:58 PM
"UNITED" states of America

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2101 Posts
Saturday, January 05, 2013 9:01:26 PM
Hey MacGuffin- why don't you stick to starving Irish political prisoners and castrating Mau-Mau's, and STF up?

unmercyfuldu
Male, 18-29, Western US
 774 Posts
Saturday, January 05, 2013 8:32:22 PM
*Wanking gesture*

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