 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 8727 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 9:09:54 PM
I bet he would not enjoy a shot of cop-strength pepper spray on the end of his willy. |
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 Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
9546 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 4:57:05 PM
Although apparently there is an old London by-law that permits a pregnant woman to urinate into an officers's helmet.
Urban myth. There are some strange old laws in the UK or parts of it and some of them are still on the books (though not enforced), but that's not one of them.
There's a little bit of a kernel of truth - a pregnant woman would be given a lot of slack regarding urinating in public places (and that's official advice). |
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Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
9546 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 4:36:13 PM
In the US they could get him for a sex crime.
Exposing his penis in public... life time registration on Sex Offenders List plus jail time. Possible "assault" as well if he actually hit anyone with the splatter. Why stop at just one criminal offense when you can tack on 10....it's the American judicial system way!
Same here in the UK. Only for men, of course. It's a minor public order offense for a woman to be nude in public. A fine at most, as opposed to a life ruined even after the end of the jail sentence. That's after the revision of sex offences laws to ensure "sexual equality". "equality" in the feminist sense, obviously. Power is what matters. Get enough power and you can redefine words to your liking.
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 lukeforv123
Male, 18-29, Western US
893 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 3:55:39 PM
They could get him for indecent exposure, I know because it happened to me for pissing in an ally a few nights ago. |
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 denmarkcm
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
312 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 2:36:22 PM
It is illegal to urinate in public where a child may be present. Which is pretty much everywhere. You can be arrested and charged as a pedophile, which will stay with you the rest of your life. |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16939 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 1:27:41 PM
It's probably a water-bottle... or a cop would Taser him right on his willy... |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25617 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 11:42:51 AM
In the US they could get him for a sex crime.
Exposing his penis in public... life time registration on Sex Offenders List plus jail time. Possible "assault" as well if he actually hit anyone with the splatter. Why stop at just one criminal offense when you can tack on 10....it's the American judicial system way! |
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 drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
1398 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 11:25:12 AM
How is he peeing with all those people watching? |
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 carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4044 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 11:17:41 AM
As far back as the 60s it was standard protest rally procedure to lob baggies of urine and feces at policemen forming a line to protect anything. The idea was to incite a charge and get lots of pictures in the news of cops swinging batons at students.
Ah, the good old days... |
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LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
2410 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 10:59:01 AM
chaklet,
It's also (apparently) legal to urinate against the rear near-side real of your vehicle. As tax-payer she could claim a measure of ownership. |
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LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
2410 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 10:52:34 AM
Assault, at least in the UK. Also behaviour likely to cause a breach of the peace, indecent exposure, causing a public nuisance ...
There was a clip here a while back where a girl was arrested for assaulting a police officer by blowing bubbles. Although apparently there is an old London by-law that permits a pregnant woman to urinate into an officers's helmet. |
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 markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
3783 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 10:16:56 AM
"It's probably the old hide the water bottle to make it look like you're peeing trick."
Where is he going to hide the bottle with those big balls of his taking up all the room? |
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 DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
907 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 10:04:45 AM
It's probably the old "hide the water bottle to make it look like you're peeing trick." |
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 chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
1483 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 9:48:33 AM
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25617 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 9:41:08 AM
Chicagojay, "Only in America"
We don't 'Policia' here so I don't think this is USA. |
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 whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2245 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 9:40:17 AM
I think they can charge you with assault of some kind because you're intentionally exposing someone to bodily fluids which can carry disease. Don't forget indecent exposure laws, you can spend the night in jail if a cop catches you pissing on the sidewalk outside a bar or something like that so I'm sure it applies here. |
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phirephoto
Male, 30-39, Western US
252 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 9:35:00 AM
@chicagojay You mean in other countries I can urinate on a police officer and it's ok? |
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 lt633c
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
127 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 9:09:55 AM
I'm thinkin' that a row of police in riot gear have more pressing issues than some tool peeing in public. If he's that stupid, I'm sure he'll hang around until the fun starts, and either get arrested or get his ass kicked, or both. One can only hope. |
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 unmercyfuldu
Male, 18-29, Western US
731 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 9:06:02 AM
Yes, it is assault. |
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 chicagojay
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
855 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 9:04:40 AM
Only in America. Why cant we be more like Europe? |
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 DavidXJ
Male, 30-39, Western US
527 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 9:00:01 AM
He'd probably get popped for indecent exposure... since he needs a beat down but that's the only thing they could get him on. |
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pompousass7
Male, 40-49, Canada
261 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 8:59:58 AM
oops...did my baton smash your willy |
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jonswan12
Male, 18-29, Western US
53 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 8:59:36 AM
pretty sure you can't pee on people, police or not |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 8:52:40 AM
Link: Still Not Sure If This Is A Crime Though [Pic] [Rate Link] - Giving a cop the middle finger isn't a crime (as we leaned in the link below), but what about what this guy's doing? |
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