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 ssalty
Male, 60-69, Western US
 100 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 10:54:18 AM
Elephant seals can grow up to 20 feet and weigh 8800 pounds. |
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 LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
2401 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 9:07:52 AM
Minazo, an elephant seal. Died before becoming a meme. |
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 ExtraCredit
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
435 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 3:49:11 AM
Just one mint....it's wafer thin. |
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 geckohead
Female, 40-49, Southern US
310 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 7:43:13 PM
I love that joke. But seriously, I have always felt sorry for seals and the like, they are so inept, only having fins. They are like the disabled of the sea. But holy hell, it's a good thing he doesn't have fangs or a bad attitude. |
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 DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
3522 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 5:09:02 PM
So a Penguin is driving through the midwest, on his way to see family for the holidays. About halfway through Indiana, he notices his car is driving funny, and he pulls off into the nearest town to get it checked out. He leaves the car with a mechanic, and as he sits in the waiting room, he notices a little ice cream parlor across the street.
With all that he's been through today, the penguin feels like he's earned a treat. So he walks into the shop and orders the largest cone of vanilla they have. He dives into it, and when he finally finishes, his face is absolutely dripping with vanilla. Not seeing a restroom to clean up in, he heads back over to the garage.
When he walks in the door, he is hailed by the mechanic. "There you are, sir! We've had a look at your car, and it looks like you've blown a seal."
The penguin hurriedly replies "oh no, no, that's just ice cream." |
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 erikthevikin
Male, 30-39, Canada
550 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 4:42:09 PM
I has mah bucket.
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 4:29:57 PM
Rosie O'Donnell must still have a lot of money if she can afford someone to feed her. |
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broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
694 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 4:23:39 PM
That thing falls forward, we got a squished oompaloompa! |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16890 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 2:37:47 PM
vv @nettech is correct: lolrus, with his bukket! |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25563 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 10:24:29 AM
Not shopped, that's an oompaloompa feeding it. |
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 Karat
Male, 18-29, Europe
137 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 10:08:03 AM
who cares what it is?
it has a bucket. |
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 blackcatseye
Female, 30-39, Europe
631 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 10:07:34 AM
D'awwww... LOLrus kicked the bucket. |
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nettech98
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
833 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 9:45:41 AM
It's the lolrus.
It's an elephant seal... |
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 pladius
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
24 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 9:37:33 AM
The photos are of Minazo, a 5 meter long, 2 metric ton in weight Southern Elephant Seal who passed away at the age of 11 on October 4th, 2005 after living his entire life at Enoshima Aquarium in Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan. |
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 Owanie
Male, 18-29, Europe
242 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 9:33:44 AM
It's a sea lion. Not a seal, not a walrus. |
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 IRockYeah
Male, 30-39, Europe
2141 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 9:21:45 AM
Walrus FS. |
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sosueme1966
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
314 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 9:18:18 AM
Seal, walrus. Tomato, Tomahto. |
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 iLove
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
563 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 9:03:41 AM
I'm pretty sure the reason it's such a huge seal is that it's a walrus. -.- |
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BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1305 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 8:41:45 AM
Which Kardassian is that? |
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darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
1634 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 8:34:51 AM
jabba no botha |
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nettech98
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
833 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 8:34:47 AM
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 chimmeychang
Male, 30-39, Southern US
602 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 8:34:30 AM
"Of course it's not fake or photoshopped in any way. Seals always hold the bucket while their handler feeds them."
right, because we have never taught seals to do tricks... |
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 MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
2597 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 8:26:52 AM
Sea-*lion* ? |
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sosueme1966
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
314 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 8:04:52 AM
Of course it's not fake or photoshopped in any way. Seals always hold the bucket while their handler feeds them. |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 7:59:16 AM
Link: Holy Hell, Look At The Size Of This Seal [Pic] [Rate Link] - Pretty sure not Photoshopped. It's a... it's a... monster. |
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