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Us Magazine Reveals Instant Weight Loss Tip [Pic]

Hits: 11989 | Rating: (1.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5211 Posts
Thursday, January 03, 2013 4:18:13 PM
emmettyville , I'm fairly certain that already exists...

SFVitale
Male, 40-49, Western US
 441 Posts
Thursday, January 03, 2013 8:25:06 AM
Instant weight loss? Right. Must have used a machete.

darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Thursday, January 03, 2013 7:42:52 AM
You're trollin', right?


how am I trolling? its US weekly, but everyone says "us weekly." the magazine isn't about "us" its about US celebrities.

like I said, its like saying "gak" for GQ, its stupid

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12394 Posts
Thursday, January 03, 2013 7:21:04 AM
Bethenny looks like she's winning, though.

bassman56
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 179 Posts
Thursday, January 03, 2013 4:53:42 AM
I don't know, earplay, darkmagic14n is a youngster and might actually be serious.

NOT_A_BEAR
Male, 18-29, Australia
 62 Posts
Thursday, January 03, 2013 1:10:32 AM
@ emmettyville

"what the vjj's and the boobs are actually for"? Have you never enjoyed a man (or a woman, if that's your cup of tea) employing your vjj and/or boobs for other purposes? Surely they can be "for" more than one thing... And I think in most cases you need a man to do what he thinks they're for before a baby enters into the equation. Well, unless you want to get frisky with a turkey baster.


ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11322 Posts
Thursday, January 03, 2013 1:04:11 AM
@ Gerry1of1
think it was half an hour there bro
and for the record who the feck is it?

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4268 Posts
Thursday, January 03, 2013 12:29:41 AM
there should be a new magazine "full frontal woman giving birth magazine" wtf not? lets show the fellas what the vjj's and the boobs are actually for!

earplay
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 121 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 6:26:44 PM
@darkmagic14n You're trollin', right?

darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 5:12:41 PM
I think what bothers me most about that magazine is people call is "Us" weekly instead of "U-S" weekly. its like calling our country "Oosah", or calling GQ, "gak"

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 4:16:38 PM
I'm being dead serious when I say, "Who is that?" Seriously, I have no clue.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 4:10:36 PM

Whiners!
Heidi Klum gave birth and was doing a swimsuit ad practically 3 hours later!

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2261 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 2:49:53 PM
Seriously, does anyone ever buy that magazine? It's the sort of thing I grab for desperately, when the old lady ahead of me can't figure out the whole pay for your groceries thing. '

When she finally digs out her checkbook (!) and struggles her way through the whole complicated writing and signing thing, I flip the mag back on the rack, and go straight to the National Enquirer.

Then I go home and drink. Such is the life of the happy housewife.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 2:10:18 PM
Alright, so the pregnancy picture was a bit much but even after losing the fat deposits you stored up while pregnant is no laughing matter.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13471 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 1:49:19 PM
When you're a money guzzling whore you don't need to eat!!

markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3784 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 1:36:08 PM
That's a quick way to loose 9 ugly pounds.

Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1232 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 1:24:52 PM
Advice from the un-hot one... ok.. sure.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3714 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 12:52:51 PM
The only people who read that magazine are soccer moms & housewives while they're waiting in the checkout line at the grocery store.

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2146 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 12:46:56 PM
Americans are that dumb. Why can't the ban stupidity?

McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 12:44:18 PM
@SminkyPinky The Breastfeeding thing. .false with my first. Completely true with my second

SminkyPinky
Female, 30-39, Europe
 232 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 12:20:57 PM
@sparki1980 yeah. the breastfeeding thing? complete tripe.

NNoamfer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 11:56:11 AM
That magazine seems like utter filth.

sparki1980
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 329 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 11:53:06 AM
Sounds stupid at first, until you realize that the baby weight is probably only 20lbs. Then again, breast feeding they say burns hundreds of calories while you just sit on your ass, so...

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 11:46:29 AM

"No Retouching"
I wouldn't want to touch her even once!

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 11:38:06 AM
Link: Us Magazine Reveals Instant Weight Loss Tip [Pic] [Rate Link] - It's simple. If you're pregnant, just have your baby, stupid.


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